Found this on another board and was LMAO as I read it.  Hope all enjoy.

All drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve
is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. The Industry has
been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration
by a team of FDA and drug industry experts, it was recently
announced that generic Viagra would be marketed under the
name of mycoxafloppin. Additional highly
considered generic name options were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course
ibepokin.

Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage ....suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign
claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one......... (LOL....sorry I had to add my laughter here..........Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This
additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs
and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the
new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.  

Postscript
It should also be noted that over the past few years, more
money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
Alzheimer's research. Because of this, experts now believe that
as the population ages, there will be a large number of people
wandering around with huge breasts and erections, who can't
remember what to do with them.  

LOL