A guy away on travel checks into his hotel on a business trip and was
a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of  those girls you see
advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a
card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself
Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the  photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful  long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up. You know the  kind. So he's in his room
and figures, what the heck, I'll give her a  call.
 
"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.
 
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
straight with you. I'm in  town all alone and what I really want is sex. I
want it hard, I want  it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky
the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in  your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all
night; Tie me up, wear  a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and
whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, sir, but for an outside line you need to  press 9."