Greetings all. Newbie here. visiting for a week and been trying to do my homework so I can get a good grade!! Firstly let me say that phx has some of the most jaw dropping, OMG, I did a bad bad thing, daddy likey ladies I think I've seen (almost to the point of intimidation)!!!  I'm from TX (yyyyeeehhh hhhaaawww)and new to this whole hobby thing so I guess I need some help with the past provider thing. Nextly I work all day, most every day so I need someone with late night availability. That also kind of brings up the issue of out vs. in call. I would think that it would sort of force the outcall issue. Having said that. How important is location? I'm in no 4 star hotel. Do I need to be? (please be gentle remember I'm new). By the by it's not a by the hour, plastic sheets, PYOP (pack your own pistolas) place either. Next issue while I'm not a slobbering drunk, I do like to tip a few beers or a wine glass or two in the evening. Is that a no no? (well ok occcccasionally I slobber but not from being drunk, like when I'm looking at the phx providers, but I digest.) Moving on for any of you locals out there I would appreciate info on blues bars around the airport area. I am a huge music fan and love to see live bands. So in summation if there are any 1/2 drunk, wrong side of the track, late night, blues loving women out there please tell me that I'm perfect. Everyone else please limit your comments to my imperfect grammer and lack of interpersonal skills as anything else would be crushing to my budding interest in persuing this magical new frontier. (purty fancy huh?)

p.s. sorry for the long winded, drawn out, not quite able to spit it out the way I want post.

P.P.S. No animals were hurt in the typing of this post. Just my one finger that I hunt and peck with.

I am sympleman and I have endorsed this message.

Well I for one am glad you digest.

hehe well, now that I have your attention.

While I don't drink, I don't mind if you do as long as you don't puke, I'm an emetephobe (do a google search), and I'd love to spend an evening with you at a blues bar. I also love music and have been known to sing some karaoke in my heyday. As luck would have it, I'm a nocturnal creature and available all week.

Now, for the disclaimer. I'm not your big blonde, big-tittied, jaw dropping Playboy centerfold. BUT I am a brunette, petite former gymnast with respectable sized cans and a KILLER ass (ask around) and I'd love a night on the town posing as your eye candy.

As for respectable hotels? I spent the week in one in Los Angeles and they screwed up so much I had free parking, free internet, free breakfast, free dinner and finally after being delivered my morning, MOLDY toast, my last two nights free....so, 4-5 star CAN be overrated. I'll bring the rubber uhm sheets if you bring the rest of the paraphanalia!

Now, I warn you..I can be a quite the kitten and I may not be your first choice in terms of breaking you in, but I have broken many a stallion in my day and I think I could handle a newbie such as yourself.

So, if any of this intrigues you, please feel free to give me a call at 480.678.1924 or send me an email at [email protected] or [email protected] and we'll get your balls, err the ball rolling on this whole date thing!

Whomever you choose, have a good time and enjoy. I'm blessed to live in the REAL city of Angels of all shapes and sizes, hair colors, curtain colors, and sexual capacities. I'm just one in a million of the many gorgeous women here. Do your homework, check out my reviews, PM the fellas I've entertained and then set a date for a most memorable evening with one of our city's elite chicks!

Love and kisses,

Megan

PS I dig a dude with a sense of humor and yours shines! We'll have fun, I promise!

*tap tap* Helllooooo is this thing on?

well thank you. I was beginning to wonder if I anyone realized that this was a *tounge in cheek* post.

Well where do I begin. Thanks for the enthusiastic reply. I promise I will keep the puking as minimal as possible.You claim to have broken in many a stallion, ever tried a gelding? As to your claim being just one in a million I get the feeling it's probly more like THE one in a million. So as long as your not an aichmophobe, androphobe, anginophobe, cacophobe,gerontophobe,eremophobe or coulrophobe we should be fine. I think after this post I will be a hellenologophobiac. But for now I guess my only problem is arachibutyrophobia.
Sympleman