A conversation of misunderstanding with a client today prompted me to come up with endless fictitious & comical potential names for our businesses, in light of accepting credit cards for compensation.  The sales receipt would read one of the following discreet business names:

JUST FOR FUN...  

Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Ball-Busters
Boys R Us
Toys For Twats
You Pay Now Long Time
Now Serving #7
HookerBookers
Sukd Dry
The Wife Will Get Over It
Tip Or I Tell
Rent-A-Wreck
First Condom Bank
Spit On It
OOh That Smell
Dark Hole Productions
Echo Canyon
What's My Name Bitch - A Dom Dungeon
Illegal Enterprises
The Sweaty Suite
Sweaty Sweets
O2 Bar
Easy K's Filling Station
Y Diner
O Funds
Pay Up Pal
Fuque - A Sushi Bar
Fuque, Pay Me - Sushi Bar West
Eat At Joelene's
Joelene's Crabs Shack
Papertrail Inn
Tip That Cow
Coffee, Tea, Or Shopping Spree
IRS-Free Recreation
Broke & Broken, LLC
Ben Dover Enterprises
Emerson Biggins, Inc
Operation Broke Dick
Greek Travel Agency
B.Y.O.C.
Discount Hoes
Prostate Solutions
BareBack STD Clinic  
Phoenix Penis Restoration
Your Last Dollar
The Family's Dollar
Independent Pimp Properties
Buyer's Remorse
The Cock Holster
Money Well Spent
The Diverted Marriage Fund
Seek Forgiveness, Not Permission
Another $110 For My Silence
Squirt Solutions
Free-Flow Flo
The Nutty Professional
On Call Call Girl
Stupid Solutions Consulting Firm
PimpSlap Clap Clinic
PimpSlap Productions
Finger Test Solutions
G.irth P.ositioning S.ystems
Un-Planned ParentWood
Recycled Rubber Factory
The Happy Hooker
The Howling Hobbyist
Who Dat Bitch?
Seamen Vaginal Tours
Bangkok America
Fajayjay Sinda-Kits