Tuesday. If you've got a problem with Tuesday your doomed. In ancient times the Romans deemed Tuesday a time-out, get your rocks off, kick-back freak day. On Tuesday the Mayans served feasts in honor of human genitals. Don't even get me started on the Incas. Nobody suspects foul play on Tuesday. Go ahead, come home late on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, your wife will suspect you've been out drinking with the boys and chasing skirts. Monday night means you were to selfish to sit with the kids while you watched Monday night Football. Wednesday night is named hump night for a reason. Thursday is when 9/10th's of the country starts their weekend and it's bad for the economy.
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