Phoenix

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elvis3141 7 Reviews 403 reads
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Just a little joke.  I like to lighten the mood.  I'm a mood lightener.  I'm also a pretty accurate chicken sexer.  (Not like that, you pervs.)

That being said, I really do talk dirty when I pee:.  "Oh HELL yeah!  Who is your DADDY?! Feels so damned good, baby."

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Very true.  Next time, I'll emoticon the hell out of any attempt at humor.  Cool?

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i dont talk dirty when I pee but I do reply to the voice on my GPS!!! "shutup":) "fuck you, I will turn when I want"   " stupid bitch you dont know where the fuck your going!"  Give it time, I bet Garmin will make the interactive voice GPS where it speaks back to you!!! example "you total fucking moron, i told you to turn right, now look where your going stupid mother fucker, you must be a male driver cus you dont do anything i tell you to!
  yes I am still feeling the effects from the Green Bay Packers win over the Chargers!

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That is awesome!

Posted By: hellozona
i dont talk dirty when I pee but I do reply to the voice on my GPS!!! "shutup":) "fuck you, I will turn when I want"   " stupid bitch you dont know where the fuck your going!"  Give it time, I bet Garmin will make the interactive voice GPS where it speaks back to you!!! example "you total fucking moron, i told you to turn right, now look where your going stupid mother fucker, you must be a male driver cus you dont do anything i tell you to!
  yes I am still feeling the effects from the Green Bay Packers win over the Chargers!

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