Or in my case, "I'm forty and I can't get it up!"

For about 2 seconds I felt better when I learned that the SI Swimsuit edition and I were born on the same day, but then I remembered that none of those women know I exsist...or care.

Getting older sux, but this "milestone" has more sting than I wanted or expected.

The good news is I'm not looking for any discounts.
except at Hometown Buffet. For some reason I got an AARP card in the mail.