Phoenix
For Men:
1) We don't always see a client a day, and if we
do, we shower inbetween. If you think
that we don't, then stay away because that
is just plain gross. I know I wash my
little kitten very well (inside and out).
2) Yes! We like our men to be clean, to include
the crack of your ass. Oh, yes, clean your
teeth too and take a breath mint if you
expect to be kissed intimately.
3) If you want the boys paid more attention,
then shave them or clip the hair way back so
so we don't end up flossing our teeth with
your pubs -- ooh!
4) Not every provider gives a massage before
doing the nasty with you, although I like to
start out with one.
5) Stop talking about the clock-watching thing.
I know I'm not a clock-watcher, but don't
book an hour with me and expect three,
unless I actually ask you to stay longer.
This is a serious business and we ladies
like to think you take us seriously
(even if you don't). Wink! The average is
usually only 15 minutes to 30 minutes over
before we get annoyed. 
6) Don't stick your tongue all the way down
our throats. We're not a 7-eleven slurpie.
Most of us like romantic kisses but give us
some time to come up for air, unless we are
licensed in scuba.
7) A tattoo does not mean we are wild and dirty
chicks, nor do piercings. Perhaps it's just
a statement for us or we got drunk when we
were in the military -- like you guys do.
8) If you book with us at the last minute and
we are doing incall, don't expect lunch or
your favorite drink. Perhaps we haven't been
to the grocery store in four days. Wink!
9) Tell us if you don't want us to wear perfume
before the date. We usually think you're
going to shower afterward. We don't know
if you're going home to the wife or to a
fourth date of the night. Wink! Actually, I
try to always ask my clients this beforehand.
10) Although we find it helpful at times, please
don't tell us how to run our business. If
you don't like our martketing strategies,
then calmly tell us about a website you saw
that you found fascinating or forget it.
11) Never, ever talk about another provider when
you're with us. We respect your privacy as
much as you should respect our's. This is a
big turn-off. If a provider starts
talking about another provider, end the
conversation immediately. Inevitably, gossip
always gets back to that person. It's hurtful
and often inaccurate.
For women:
1) Stop getting jealous if one gentlemen who
has been your main client decides to see
another provider. We're not hobbyists'
girlfriends. If so, then give him the
ring back. Wink! They're in this for the
diversity. That's just plain silly.
2) Don't gossip about clients or other providers
during a session. That means you obviously
have low self esteem.
3) Don't talk about past boyfriends or how your
ex-husband is a "bastard." They really don't
want to know.
4) Try to always be professional yet caring.
5) Be in a good mood or learn how to fake it
really well. The best thing is not to take
appointments if you're depressed, have
cramps, a headache or anything that a
long-term spouse would say. Tee-he! Wink!
6) Always make sure you're freshly-showered and
teeth brushed. I always gargle, too, and/or
take breath mints right before the client
walks through the door or vice versus.
7) Gage your talking. If you get the hint that
he wants to move forward to fun in the bun
then go for it. If in doubt, ask.
8) If you think the guy's not hitting your
G-spot and you think he really cares, then
tell him. The majority like to please us,
too. The one thing men hate is the silent
treatment or for us to assume they know what
you like.
9) Offer a warm, wet towel afterward. I usually
like to clean someone off but am always
careful to ask because it could be sensitive
and they might want to do it themselves.
10) Keep enough condoms, oils, breath mints,
drinks, whatever, on the nightstand so it
isn't awkward trying to jump up in the middle
of an intimate session to run and find those
things.
11) Find something nice about everyone you see
and compliment, but be honest.
Hugs,
Ciara
I am far from being a jealous person, but who wants to hear about another provider when you're trying to be the fantasy girl at that moment? It sort of kills the atmosphere. And you know I'm very complimentary. Wink!
Hugs,
ciara