I tried to post this in the form of a "Dear John" letter but TER said it was slanderous.  


Please feel free to comment... (or take notes)


Do you ever wonder why she doesn't return your calls?  Could it be:  Halitosis??

Do you realize what a turn-off it is when you have the worst gingivitis that anyone has ever seen?!  Is there a rank odor that emanates from your breath surrounding you much like the cloud of dust known to follow Pigpen from Peanuts?  Are you are a very intelligent man but apparently not wise to the ways of oral hygiene.  Don't you ever wonder why a girl will not allow you to "dine at the Y"??  Could it be possible that she is afraid of a bacterial infection from your disgusting mouth!  

Does your date fend off your kisses even though her reviews reveal that she adores a good make-out session?  Is it possible that when you leave, she scrubs her body from head to toe to remove the stench of your saliva lingering on her flesh.  Or that she burns candles to get your odor out of her bedroom.  It amazes me that some folks won't take the few small steps each day to brush and floss even though it must affect them socially as it surely must be affecting their sex-lives!  Smelling good and being healthy are sexy attributes - there is no mystery here!  If you went to see a date and she had foul breath or foul smelling anything, it would be over!  How is it that this concept evades some?  A dog licks his anus all day and yet manages to have better smelling breath than certain individuals.  

Please do everyone (including yourself) a huge favor and brush, floss, use mouth wash and see a dentist!!!  It could make or break a man - socially speaking (and perhaps professionally speaking)


Don't be orally challenged!

On behalf of all of us "losers", I'd like to request that Jazz flip this alias so we know who to avoid since I'm pretty sure you don't say this in your ads or BEFORE you collect your fee.

Sounds like another provider advertises herself as gfe and has a bunch of fake reviews supporting that when in fact, she obviously can't stand men.

Gee, I wonder who got a bad review on Wednesday ?

Sounds like you have had a shitty day and needed someplace to vent your frustrations.The guys really dont want to hear anything but how wonderful they are so maybe you might try a little tact and mention it on your website in the form of something that you love..fresh clean breath,and leave a bowl of mints in the entry way and on your night stand
maybe change where you are advertising if you are really and truly getting alot of cases of rotten mouth syndrome..
but dont lash out at the rest of the guys they are not the ones you're pissed at,or disgusted by or whatever it is that you are.