That's right! I am in the mood for turkey and all the dressing that comes with it that I can eat. However, I'm looking for the right gentlemen to undress me and eat some pumpkin pie off of my body. Um . . . um . . . good.
I will be available all this week and later the night of Thanksgiving if you're lonely and want some yummy food. What can you bring to this engagement? 200 tulips for my winter garden for one hour of gardening lessons, 300 bottles of red wine for the collector's cabinet for two hours instruction on wine tasting, 400 dark chocolates for my sweet tooth and three hours of cooking classes, and only 600 partridges in a pear tree for my pre-Christmas tree for five hours. All these lessons will be graciously provided in a candelit home with a fireplace in the relaxation room, and music and drinks to your liking. Back rubs will be provided after the lessons.
I look forward to seeing some old friends and meeting some new friends, and I love to pamper my friends. You may email me at: [email protected] REFERENCES REQUIRED.
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