In my years in this hobby I've found that many providers seem to speak a distinct dialect. It's taken a while to figure it out, but here is a guide to how to interpret it. I don't have much experience with whether it is the same in other locations, so I am posting it here rather than on a more general board.
Client: How would 10 pm tonight work?
Provider: Perfect!
Translation: If you get there before the other four guys I've booked for the same time, I will see you if I'm awake and feel up to it.
Client: Are those photos on your ad real and recent?
Provider: Absolutely, babe!
Translation: I ripped them from the site of an eastern European model.
Client: Are you GFE?
Provider: Sure, whatever you want, hon.
Translation: I have lots of rules, and you'll be lucky if you get a peck on the cheek.
Client: What is your donation?
Provider: 100/hr flat.
Translation: That's just for me to show up. Anything else will be extra.
Client: How much longer?
Provider: Be ready in a minute.
Translation: Give me at least another half hour.
Client: I'm here.
Provider:
Translation: I fell asleep, went with someone else who I double-booked, or just have too much drama in my disorganized life to be able to keep an appointment. And I can't be bothered to get back to you.
If others have additional examples, feel free to add to this list. I'm sure clients also have their own dialect that the ladies can elucidate.
...... poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
Uuuughhhh!
Client: How would 2 pm tomorrow work??
Provider: Perfect!
Client: Great, I will conform with you in the morning
Translation: I have no clue if I can get away from work, family, or Buffett lunch by then, but I just want to have option if my pants still zip and feel able to play.
Client: Are those photos on your ad real and recent?
Provider: Absolutely!
Client: Can you send me some more so I can know they are you
Provider: Did you look at my website to see all other pictures that not in the AD?
Client: You have a website? Can you send me your website address
Translation: Client is a lazy child
Client: Are you GFE?
Provider: Did you read my reviews, and visit my website?
Client: You have a website? No I just saw your AD. Can you send me website address
Translation: Dumbass again
Client: What is your donation?
Provider: Did you read my AD and review my website?
Client: Yes, it was not clear
Provider: are you inquiry to book a time that is not stated in my fee schedule?
Client: No, just the one hour rate
Translation: Client has IQ below 60 or cannot read in English or both
Client: I will be late, probably 15-20 minutes
Provider: Thats not a problem, travel safe
Client: my business appointment is running over, I know we schedule at 6 pm, but can we move 8 pm
Provider: That is fine please let me know when you are on your way
Client: Great see you at 8 pm
Client at 8:20, almost done will let you know when get to car, maybe 15-20 minutes
Translation: I am sitting in my TV chair watch a porn and eat a Cheetos and cant get yellow stain off penis, time waster
Feel free to add to the list
ChristineGFE, I usually am not on this board let along send out a message, but you are amazing! You seem funny, smart and witty. Great response!!!
....this one is my FAVORITE.
Posted By: ChristineGFE
Re: Dialect of Clients.....
Client: What is your donation?
Provider: Did you read my AD and review my website?
Client: Yes, it was not clear
Because you know it is clear but they're just trying to negotiate lol.
Maybe you should break out another c-note or two and elevate your game. Clearly you are either playing with the super low rent crowd or you just plain suck at performing due diligence. I have never once experienced any of the situations you mention.
I agree. Maybe too much Craig's and bp shopping. If your on this site , read some reviews and read between lines when needed.
High end providers are worth the no bs your posting. I would save my money if I were you, so you know the difference. No drama.
I’ve been playing since 1996 and have had my share of scheduling mishaps over the years, but it seems like you’re having a disproportionate amount of them. I would definitely take a look at your screening process and who you’re choosing to meet rather than stereotyping all women who provide, or the hobby in general.
I’m not sure why you used the $100hr rate as an example? Are you actually seeing women who only charge $100 for an hour of their time? Who the hell charges $100 an hour?? -! LOL. I consider a lower rate (but quality) escort to be $225-$300 an hour. I avoid anyone posting 1/2 hour rates. Anyone trying to earn a living (especially if they offer incall) will need to see a LOT of clients at $100hr. Geeze, a decent hotel is $150+ a night. I could see how a $100hr girl isn’t concerned about communication and keeping appointments when she (or her pimp) is running her more like a vending machine than a person who is concerned about providing a great experience.
If you’re seeing women who ask for larger donations for their time, typically $300-$500 per hour (my sweet spot is $400) you won’t run into such street hooker BS. There is a difference between a well reviewed escort and a street hooker with a free ad on social media.
Well said Allstar^ I may not have a lot of experience and I am pretty low volume but when I get something set up it’s really exciting for me and I look forward to the interaction. I think the most pushback I really ever get is due to verification.
When we are confirmed, I like to make sure we are still on, I give heads up on my timing so the client knows how far out I am, and I always enjoy myself.
Now, it’s fair to say I am new and the interest is low but I’m ok with that too because I like it to be a great experience every time. I really have only met really awesome clients and am sincerely enjoying myself. I’m kind of waiting for the other shoe to drop honestly. Lol!
~Arianna
I actually met one girl two years ago for $60 but then I ended up spending over 24 hours with her so by that calculation she charged $2.50 per hour.
