Well relative to your question, I'm not sure what category I would fall into, but all I know is I assume that to those of us who really take reviews critically serious, due to the degree of impact they bare on our business, that we all work as equally passionate (YMMV slightly) for getting only good reviews (author's MMV).  I know I work my ass off to maintain a 5-star rating, b/c as mentioned frequently, some review authors are straight crihihitical, & I mean they likely would NOT give you a perfect score where possible, if you were Aphrodite herself!  Besides being energetic, fun, sexy, with perfectly manicured hands, feet, hair, make-up, appropriate, flawless attire, facials, waxing, shaving, tanning, there's physical fitness to maintain, over-all health including dieting, hydrating, & significant nutrient supplements, then there's attaining/maintaining a classy, safe, discreet, aesthetically soothing for any walk of life, incall facility that you're getting graded on as well & must continuously make certain nothing is out of place b/c that's when Mr Shmoe who's anal on atmosphere comes your way, as if you don't have enough to concern yourself with as it is.  But we want to offer THE very best service avail, & allegedly our reviews expose that truth, via evaluation.  What kills me... is all this... for an hour?

Oh I hardly think I could be accused of being shy here!  Anyway, no one, sorry.  Really.  You guys know I have Tourette's, right?  I mean, who needs an alias when you have Tourette's right?  GOD DAMN IT!!  See?  It's horrible!