If you're a hobbyist wondering why a provider or providers don't answer your emails or return a message, it's because we choose not to......why you ask? It's because the answer to your questions are written in perfect English either on our websites or in a auto response.
If you cannot read our days, times of availability, our screening process and rules, or if you can read it yet just choose to ignore our guidelines, then yes sadly some of you are not going to get a response back from us.  

I have a feeling this is what you guys are doing
1) See an ad
2) Read all her reviews
3) Look at all pictures
4) blood leaves the brain, travels to the pecker
5) finger fumble dial her number, or send an email while playing with your pecker
6) No response, pecker goes limp hobbyist has sad face

What you should do
1) See an ad
2) Read a couple reviews
3) Read all important information first ie... times, day,screening process
4) Dial number or send email calmly
5)Look at the rest of her pictures, and reviews
6) See provider pecker and hobbyist have happy face

We're not kindergarten teachers by trade, although there might be some providers who are teachers. The point here, it's not our responsibility to hold your hand through the process, we only are responsible for holding your pecker and putting a smile on your face.

I can't do the two things at the same time.

Smile.LOL

You happen to own the bat mobile.

Zip code I can think of 10 things right off the top of my head that would be funnner to do with your pecker than to hold it while you're sending an email, but hey whatever floats your boat

I don't want to see the provider's pecker. My face will not be happy I'm just saying, not my thing.

Tell us how you really feel!

LOL yeah right your "lots of girls" are on backpage.......all the girls I know never negotiate price, and we always screen!! That's why we are the top ten

So paperboy you are lucky, you either are a provider who has nothing else going on in your life or you are seeing providers that have nothing else going on in their lives.

For most of us we have other jobs, kids, school etc....our schedules are pretty much set in stone. Upon occasion a rare miracle happens with some free time, when it does my sweet ass is giving thanks and rewarding my clients with all the pleasure their mind and body can handle for being respectful of me and my time.

Any lady will tell you, new or old clients that are respectful about your time and what you do get far more attention from us in a good way.  

Bailey, has always taken the time to fully attend me and bygod I love it.

Paperboy, maybe with a bigger route you could join us Providers who actually screen the company we keep, which likewise keeps you safe in our presence as well.  Unfortunately we're driven by the schedule of our lives, which is why we're not usually ready & waiting outside your door whenever the urge strikes you.  

But a well thought out plan to meet, by booking in advance, being squeaky-girl-clean, with your predetermined, non-negotiable envelope in hand, can certainly make for good times to come with a quality, safe, experienced professional.  

ASP's come in a variety of makes & models, just as vehicles do.  And you can't expect a crash-test dummy to withstand much of an impact in a Ford Focus, if that's of any importance to you.  However, if it's dependability for years to come, along with amenities such as satellite radio & stability control, I believe there are many Mercedes out there to choose from, ranging from M - E Class (I'm an SLS AMG Black Series, myself), in an array of budgets, sporting a name you can trust.  

This industry is no different in getting what you pay for, & I certainly would not want to be around when some lunatic pays your inferior, oblivious, non-screening Provider a visit, creating attention, harm, & havoc during the session that's supposed to be safe & discreet for you.  Sounds too high-risk for me... but best wishes!

Damn it now I want to know......

Does thoroughly enjoying rubbing the essence of a man on my tits and abs count as substance abuse? Technically it is a substance......and these ......'s remind me of it.

Oh fyi pigs do fly apparently you haven't seen the Geico commercial, give it up paperboy you've got two women who don't use filters nor do we fear speaking our mind. I don't know about Kelsi, but the only thing I fear in life is passing gas in front of someone

LOL nice drumsticks, you have humor......HUMOR EQUALS A HEALTHY MIND AND BODY, which means a stronger sex drive.....a big MUAH to you

are based on the fact that I offended someone at first impression, but still became their friend, appreciating the passion behind what each of us believes in.  And I always enjoy a good debate... plus when I'm wrong, I learn something.  It takes a big man to look past the differences & still see the good in people, so you're OK in my book Paperboy.

Cool!  You may be hearing from me soon love.

that's a what we like to see here.