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baileym365 See my TER Reviews 936 reads
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I'm going to do my best not to ear fuck you into a coma with this topic, but I know myself, my personality, pet peeves and so on.

So when a new hobbyist requests an appointment I can usually tell by the email what his personality is like and if it would be a good fit or not.

I see it as I'm a round hole and only round pegs fit in the round hole not square ones....get my drift?

If I say no to your request, it's because you're a square peg, don't pout and get all bent out of shape.
I'm saving us both the time, grief and possible ER visit for both of us. Move on to find a square hole that way you will both be happy with the outcome.

I know I'm not the only one who has to deal with this, let me just say times have changed and I'm sorry to say we providers are not toys in a  Sears Christmas catalog where you boys look at the pictures point and say I want that one.

vamptat2735 reads

Very well put.

Now, I believe I do have a round peg, soooo......

Vampenegger

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hellozona983 reads

so when are the designations going to take place? round square or triangular???

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LoboGris516 reads



It will be a searchable field in the review profile :)

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baileym365696 reads

It seems I've caused some panic about pegs and holes, here's some square peg examples and yes these are lines men sent me in the very first hi, how are you email. I guess this is why I prefer older gentleman they at least wait til round two before the cheap talk starts lol :)

"hey baby I'm going to leave your pussy a gaping hole"
"I'm like domino's pizza if I don't come in 30 mins the next one is free"
"If I were an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus"

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LoboGris467 reads

Those are classic...  Roflmao, I want to be a provider for a day just to the the lines y'all get .. If you want to trade, you can use my pecker to write your name in the snow as long as I can read your in-box for 24 hours...

(at least you didn't quote my introduction line...)

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baileym365587 reads

Don't thank me thank the morons out there lol What kind of idiots uses lame pick up lines on a provider? Hence why they're a square peg

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MikeBMesa517 reads

These Were in there initial contact?  Nice very Classy.. I wonder if they ever tired these in like a bar? LOL  Guess I need to come up with some one liners i'm boring... I go more with I read your reviews and you sound like fun.  Never thought a cheesy pickup line would be needing for this type date... Well any Date for that matter I guess.

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unique27616 reads

You could always repel them by replying with a three-frame emailed cartoon.

First frame:  Bailey caricature flexing, captioned:  "And then for my part, I will rip your arm off and beat you with it!"  (Maybe substituting a different body part, perhaps displayed in a square peg shape.)

Next cartoon frame:  rear view of naked asshole running away screaming in fear into the desert.  Literally.  Just an asshole, on legs.

Final frame:  Green-beret adorned cartoon Bailey, this time in CG with a deserving, round-peg client  (and a tube of bacon lube displayed on the nightstand), captioned "Sexy Amazons always win!"

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Posted By: baileym365
It seems I've caused some panic about pegs and holes, here's some square peg examples and yes these are lines men sent me in the very first hi, how are you email. I guess this is why I prefer older gentleman they at least wait til round two before the cheap talk starts lol :)

"hey baby I'm going to leave your pussy a gaping hole"
"I'm like domino's pizza if I don't come in 30 mins the next one is free"
"If I were an astronaut, my first mission would be to Uranus"

You're a scream, girl, lol!!

The ones I hate are the ones that say "'sup" and nothing more- DELETE!
Or all about how they wanna turn you every which way but loose- DELETE!

If you can't be a gentleman or structure an sentence I prefer to pass, thank you. lol

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baileym365552 reads

Yeah If I recieved an email with just "sup' I would have to respond with "the sky" lol

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