I've heard this topic brought up several times from men on the national board, and the responses are usually the same from most women. I'm a very nice person (and those of you who know me will probably agree with that), but if you ask for honesty you'll get it from me. I'm not solely relying on this occupation for my income, but I'm also too old, independent and strong to be the quiet maid in a closet. Wink!

1)  Make the reference process easy. Most of you are great at this and it shows. In your first email, it is generally acceptable to be careful and get acquainted with someone. After all, why put all your personal information down if you don't get a reply, right? On the second email, however, if I've asked you to send me another provider reference, a work number or out-of-town number, etc., don't send me one answer or respond with something else (very common). It takes a lot of time to email back and forth, and although I enjoy conversing with you once I get to know you, playing games is annoying and wastes a lot of valuable time when there are hectic things going on in your life. Remember, we may get 15 to 100 emails a day.

2)  I don't mind if you want to jump my bones right away, but if you are offering us a drink, then please give us some time to drink it. We're not living in the cave-man days anymore. Or, if you do jump our bones immediately upon our arrival, give us time to drink it afterward and not put the wonderful beverage to waste.  Again, don't take everything too seriously in these questions. I'm pretty darn easy to get along with.

Those are the biggies for me, because I've been lucky in the cleanliness department where men are concerned. The only thing I can think of that might make our experience together more enjoyable is if you shave the twins and clip back the other areas near the big guy.
You'll get a much better BJ, trust me!

Hugs,
Ciara