Phoenix

I am the true SPIDERWOMAN
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I'm just waiting for the morph into half woman half spider.  I am not yet able to spin webs, but I'll let you know when that process is complete (I'll make a great party favor). If anyone needs an extra hand, I may have eight of those to lend.  Those of you who have seen my previous bite wounds from TWO other visits (four bites) of the AZ non-brown will be astounded to know that I have, once again, been bitten.  Fortunately  just on the knee (and just one bite this time) and nowhere as bad as the face.  I have also been stung on three occasions by scorpions. I have delayed my trip to SF till monday. Not because of my new bite (because of the monthly curse).  I have pictures if anyone wants to see (yuck)! Thank god our non-browns are not as venemous as the midwestern variety browns.  They are really bad!

I can go tell war stories about my bites over there over some jack and coke.  I won't feel the sting after a while.

of the "kiss" of Lexosceles Arizonica if anyone loves gore (it's really not that bad). Wonder, when my morphing is complete, if I too will have necrotic venom.  I still can't spin any webs. I don't have a violin marking on my thorax. I haven't sprouted any other arms or legs. I have my "spidey" senses, but nothings changed much there. Watch out you villains, Spidey women is coming!

ken035942013 reads

When you turn into a spider will you help me with my fly?

loverboy573249 reads

Since your still in town how about lunch before you take off.

Church gets out at around noonish.  Let's do brunch on Sunday!  I feel like piging out, anyway. I'm craving some flies or even a big June bug.

AsstMiles1857 reads

Glen you are killing me..the phone lines and emails are blowing up with people wanting tickets to the premier! Loverboy called and wants to be first in line but I didn't know to tell him to go Harkins Theatres or Zorba's..please help!!

Sedona, if MJ is too busy, I will be more than happy to kiss your booboo.  aka: azcatman

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