Life and Sex After Death

Troy and Amanda made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life together, the husband Troy was the first to die. True to his
word he made contact,

"Amanda....Amanda. "

"Is that you, Troy?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have
sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of
greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of
the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more
sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day
it starts all over again."

"Oh, Troy you surely must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona