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Color Me Cynical 1203 reads
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I'm not sure what it is you're suggesting is so obvious.  No website, no reviews, and no board participation for two years could reflect widely divergent possibilities:  temporary retirement, illness, travel, LE problems, TER problems, lottery jackpot.  Isn't this forum a place to discuss the hobby, and to ask questions about things that seem strange?

I take it from your post that you've not seen Kelly yourself, which means that your post was purely an ad for her.  Hobbyists who wish to extol the wonders of their ATFs are permitted to do so, even though those posts look a lot like ads, but you say that seeing her is just a fantasy, so again, what motivated you to post it?

And WTF is TWZ?

Being a kid in the 50's, westerns and the Twilight Zone kept me glued to the black and white set for many an hour.  This week I relived my childhood.

After watching an episode of TTZ on SciFi Channel, I come here and what do I see.......WildWestKelly posting from the great-beyond???

One of my favorite episodes is “Mister Garrity and the Graves”.  Rod Serling, standing in the saloon:

"Introducing Mr. Jared Garrity, a gentleman of commerce, who in the latter half of the nineteenth century plied his trade in the wild and woolly hinterlands of the American West.

And Mr. Garrity, if one can believe him, is a resurrector of the dead--which, on the face of it, certainly sounds like the bull is off the nickel. But to the scoffers amongst you, and ladies and gentlemen from Missouri, don't laugh this one off entirely, at least until you've seen a sample of his wares and an example of his services.

The place is Happiness, Arizona, the time about 1890. And you and I have just entered a saloon where the bar whiskey is brewed, bottled, and delivered from the Twilight Zone."

The Coincidence:

1) As a child, my eyes were glued to the set watching The Twilight Zone.

As an adult, my eyes have been glued to the computer monitor looking at WildWestKelly’s set.

2) That resurrection of townsfolk was in black and white and took place in Happiness, Arizona.

This resurrection of WildWestKelly is in living color and will result in Happi Penis in Arizona.

Color Me Cynical2060 reads

Kelly has been silent on this board for over two years, and yet within the past two days, another provider and a hobbyist who's never reviewed her are basically posting ads for her.  How does one get that kind of support (and why not just post your own ad?)  Where has she been since her last post on 7/12/05?

If I could make stuff like this up I would be in Hollywood writing scripts, not here attempting to provide a little entertainment.

It happened.  I wrote about it.  Seeing WWK for me will probably end up being a fantasy just like The Twilight Zone is.  

You, my friend, should get out a little more and try to enjoy life; spending your time here seems to be doing you no good.  

And.....any experienced TER member can do the math:

"report new website" + no reviews for an extended period of time = the answer to your question

[Modified because Cynical can't figure out a typo either]


-- Modified on 8/17/2007 2:03:30 PM

Color Me Cynical1204 reads

I'm not sure what it is you're suggesting is so obvious.  No website, no reviews, and no board participation for two years could reflect widely divergent possibilities:  temporary retirement, illness, travel, LE problems, TER problems, lottery jackpot.  Isn't this forum a place to discuss the hobby, and to ask questions about things that seem strange?

I take it from your post that you've not seen Kelly yourself, which means that your post was purely an ad for her.  Hobbyists who wish to extol the wonders of their ATFs are permitted to do so, even though those posts look a lot like ads, but you say that seeing her is just a fantasy, so again, what motivated you to post it?

And WTF is TWZ?

Wildwest Kelly has been seeking other adventures and schooling in the recent past. She's been very UTR but is back for some fun with her regulars and mine. In fact, Bobb (TER handle) is a client and friend of mine, so he was referring to getting together with both of us when he comes into town.

She is a great lady so just move on and ignore the post if you don't like it.
This board has been great lately, so please let's keep the drama in the background. :)

Hugs & peace,
Ciara



-- Modified on 8/17/2007 3:24:58 PM

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Frankly, the other post seemed stranger than yours, but in both cases, it's a rather abrupt introduction for someone who's been gone that long.

Hope you get lots of calls for your doubles!

Have a nice weekend.

It's time for you to go out and play now.

It may help knock that chip off your shoulder and bring you some contentment.

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