Humming works, even if it is terribly off key. But if you are off-key it may not be not be noticed.

You might want to protect the sheets if the lady has a tendency to be an enthusiastic responder. I forget that anabangbang does describe herself on her web site as the “Gushin Russin”.

I am now thinking about ......

KAZOOS!!

I knew those bugle lessons would pay off someday........

i dont even mind the never ending mountain of laundry.