You live in Arizona when..
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because
you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without
touching the car door or the steering wheel.
3. You've experienced condensation on your butt
from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
4. You would give anything to be able to splash
cold water on your face.
5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and  a tank top.
6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and  universities. Picture lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and  never leave town.
8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot,  and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what  hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

HA HA HA! I love #1, and after I park 3 blocks away in the shade, and have to walk the 3 extra blocks to get where I need to be, I've got 3rd degree sunburns! Good ones C0ach

If you need someone to rub lotion on that sunburn I can be of assistance.