Fellas when you are writing a review, can you stop loosely using the term "deep throat"? Most of you all say "omg. . . she gives the best deep throat around". What you fail to say is that your dick is only 3 inches long and not 3 inches from the ground. Appreciate it.
this is one of those times I do. What a useless post. Who the heck cares if someone says "deep throat" in a review, as long as it's true...and what would he know about another guys dick. This is another prime example of how to waste space on the boards...like I just did responding to this foolishness.
I'd say my reviews are pretty dead on. Lots of conversation (true), lots of ahem, and lots of fun. Again, I implore you to begin writing some of your own before snidely judging those who have spend money on this, their hobby.
I think you're right, Private One. ENOUGH EXAGGERATION AND PUFFERY. Each reviewer should have to list his endowment, in both length and girth (I'd be 7x5,for example), and then a third figure for what percent actually disappeared, with bonus points for those cool gagging sounds they make in pornos.
Perhaps what we need are client reviews, in order to compare bananas with cucumbers, and whatnot-thus we level not only the playing field, but the equipment used as well.
Or maybe we can just let people pretend their objectivity about the most purely subjective experience there is, and play nicely with one another.
It IS about playing, right? Or do I miss the point of a "Hobby" being about fun?
God I love to put things in quotes...
JJ
PS- Mr. moderator-how long do I have to behave before my observations can show up the same day I make them?
I love to engage in the dialogue of the industry, but not so far after the fact. Ask any of your regular posters, they'll vouch that I'm "unmoderated-worthy".
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