Ho Ho Ho said  the man in the suit of red
I see the naughty and nice together in bed
No kerchief to wear or old stocking cap
That looks a lot better than taking a nap

He looked me over with a wink and a nod
I know just the thing to help you old sod
Put on the list of what you need next year
I'll get you hung like a horny reindeer!

I grinned and thanked the jolly old elf
Never to proud to laugh at myself
But my lady companion so nimble and randy
Added a tongue like Vixen's would come in quite handy

And that is how my Christmas Eve went
With a list of improvements next year to be sent
The hope of the holiday keeps my spirit bright
Someday with practice I'll get this down right

Happy Holidays My Friends