Well, hello hello! The time has cum for me to return to Phoenix after 10 GLORIOUS days basking on the beautiful beaches of Cancun, Mexico! I must say, I'm glad to be home. Seriously. Too much vacation will rot the brain, nevermind the figure. I ate three full meals each day, which I don't believe I've done since Elementary school but I did enough physical activity that I'm in better shape than when I left!

So, here's the deal. Some of you guys LOVE tan lines. I know, because you've said so and asked me why I have none. Well, I'm darker than most of the Mexicans and I have some major tan-line-age going on. Yeah, I made that word up..I'm a writer, I can get away with it!

So, if you dig cool conversation, a tight, former-gymnast bod, long hair, sexy breasts, long legs, petite women, and......TAN LINES...now's the time. Have I mentioned I'm glad to be home? It's so dry here, I'm probably going to peel, but you guys won't kick  me outta bed for leaving some DNA behind, will you? Naa, didn't think so.

Give me a call or shoot me an email and let me know the when, the where and the how long as well as references. Aww hell, you know the drill. GET INTO TOUCH! I almost always stay longer than booked, so make sure you have plenty of time on your err hands!

Check my reviews then give a shout! My advertising ploy this week? TAN LINES, BABY! hehe

Love,

Megan
602.391.7055 -OR- [email protected]

Hi Megan.  I would love to meet you sometime, although I live in Tucson.  Are you ever down in this area?