Good grief, that Alpine fire has blanketed the Rio Grande Valley in thick smoke.  Advised to remain indoors ....any suggestions for indoor activities??

PM me...I have some really CREATIVE ideas for you..........  

Might involve some slippery and wet conditions.....a little flexibility....and a lot of stamina.......no worries though, babe.  You can handle it....

Muah!!

NSP

And not like I had some hot, young lady over! Had the back door open and it smelled like something was burning right above my head or right next door.

But speaking of sending AZ ladies this way, maybe this link says it all...