I've been complimented on my prowess and have caused more than a few female seismic tremblers complete with aftershocks. But, unfortunately, I'm currently being held captive in a pit in a rich lady's house. She only lets me out for her bi hourly tongue baths. I've been shouting for help...Eth O Eth!!! but no one can hear me.
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