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Happy Birthday Danny
Occularblues 22 Reviews 9583 reads
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Happy Birthday my friend. May your dick always wake before you. May he always stay awake while your tongue is preparing the way, and may you never find him in the dirt.

Jackson41177713 reads

is the lucky birthday girl on tap this week.  lets see is it 610 or 620.

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dcmann9392 reads

Happy Birthday, Dan-o!
Sorry my present is getting to you late! ;)

dc!

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Occularblues9584 reads

Happy Birthday my friend. May your dick always wake before you. May he always stay awake while your tongue is preparing the way, and may you never find him in the dirt.

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IsabellaManelli9035 reads

Now don't even ask it! You know my boobs aren't THAT big! lol
I wish you the very best Birthday yet and hope to make not spending it with you up to you someday soon!  

xxoxoxox,

Isabella

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azhacker9588 reads

Whoops...

I didn't mean to steal your birthday present Danny:)

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TaylorLynn8843 reads

Happy Birthday!  Let me know if I can help you with your birthday celebration!

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MadisonAZ9796 reads

Danny,
Maybe we can celebrate together???  Mine is the 12th...you a Leo too???  Grrrrrr!!!  Us lions really know how to make things wild!!!!!

Kisses and Happy Bday Licks....
Madison

Related Link: Grrrrr Baby!

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danordanny9749 reads

Why yes you can.... I'd like to book with The Famous TAYLOR LYNN. How about it Taylor?

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TaylorLynn9822 reads

Sorry sweetie but you know I don't mix business with pleasure (even though I am in the pleasure business!).  I'm sure I can find someone who will make you forget all about me!

Related Link: Club TLC!

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danordanny9712 reads

Thank you all, it will be 607, ive slowed down in my old age and have been repeating with Kimberly a lot......... Isabella would have been perfect so I guess it will be an UTR gal. Now in thinking ahead, Isabella? I'd like to pre-book for aug 6 2005. What do you say Bella?

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quixotic_jon7416 reads

This one is for you...

An engineer from the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world; your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.  The engineer then asked God, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer," professional to professional, you have some design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours"

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azhacker7537 reads

Hehe....

I'd say your birthday turned out just fine, if your UTR is who I think it was....you walking again yet:):)???

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