Phoenix
Omg, where do I begin....Look at the cat's nose...this gives a whole new meaning to drumsticks wanting to smell the bicycle seat.
"What's the matter, Drumsticks, has the cat got your tongue?!" 
I can't believe you did that. Here I am, struggling, trying my hardest not to respond and post some snarky comments to our Board Mother;
"No, mother, I won't text to strangers." "Yes, mother, I promise I will follow all the rules." "No, mother, I promise I will stay away from bad girls." "Yes, mother, No mother...sheeess! Nag , nag, nag!"
And then you throw out this callback to a December thread in which I expressed my love of experiencing the 'scent of a woman'. I'm flattered that you've been a fan of mine even before you started posting on this board! Just be forewarned...if we ever meet...I am so gonna steal your panties! 
Perfume and body glitter friendly, I am.