A Groaner, but You'll Smile

A guy is having a bbq one weekend.  His mother who lived across the country decided to surprise him and come to the bbq.  When she arrived, he was so excited he went running over to greet her. In his excitement he accidentally stabbed her with his bbq fork.  911 was called and the ambulance and police showed up... the dude was so nervous that he got all riled up and punched a cop... he was charged with being a mother forking cop socker.