Phoenix

good advice, Jeffy...
tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1876 reads
posted
1 / 18

I wanna stick w/ TER reviewed gals and she doesn't appear to be on TER, but the pics and wording of the ad have got my full attention. Anyone got some insight?  Thanks!

JEFFREY 275 Reviews 1244 reads
posted
2 / 18

Tempeguy69, I see you have a few reviews under your belt, so you are a trusted reviewer.  Why not take one for the team and report back to The Board?
THANKS!

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1474 reads
posted
3 / 18

Jeffy - with 100+ reviews under your belt, I'm thinking you've got the wisdom to look at her pics and divine whether she's good, bad, or LE!

Yeah, even if nobody can vouch for her, I may break down and TOFTT - just looks too good to pass up, and i/c nearby.

JEFFREY 275 Reviews 1367 reads
posted
4 / 18

LOL!  My hobby career has pretty much wound down.  I had my day as the one who TOFTT, many times, and they all weren't perfect experiences (Did I ever tell you the one about the woman who, honestly, was about 70 lbs. heavier than her pics?).
But, I had some darned good ones, for sure.  For now, with all that has happened since August, I just wanna crawl under the covers with my ATF, and stay there awhile!
Time 4 the younger generation to step up and be the TOFTT guys!

sc400 218 Reviews 1158 reads
posted
5 / 18

Tempeguy,

You definately have a good eye for talent.  I'm heading to the valley next week, if you do TOFT, I would be much obliged as well.
If not, I may take the plunge.
Thx

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1801 reads
posted
6 / 18

SC - If I get in, I'll PM you right away and post a general note on this thread. I called today and her phone was full, but I'll keep trying.

sc400 218 Reviews 1828 reads
posted
7 / 18

TG - Awesome, I get into town Wed next week.  If I don't see anything from you, I'll give it a go.

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1163 reads
posted
8 / 18

SC - this is a little off topic, but I wanted to compliment you on your provider review ratings. I'm a numbers guy by trade, so I like when numbers seem reliable. Out of 47 reviews, you've got just one 10 in looks and one 10 in performance, and that's exactly how it's supposed to be since it's "one in a lifetime". You're also not afraid to give low values. Conversely, it's hard to rely on a reviewer who always dishes out 10's or everyone is a 9/9.

I'm a little envious b/c it bothers me a little that I've given three 10's in performance. It's not that they weren't all great, cuz they were, but three 10's doesn't meet the definition of "one in a lifetime". The one 10/10 I gave is truly the "one in a lifetime" for me, so if Layla doesn't pan out for you next week, you know who I'm recommending.

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 982 reads
posted
9 / 18
sc400 218 Reviews 818 reads
posted
10 / 18

TG - Thanks, I try to utilize the rating system to be informative as possible.  
However, I wouldn't be too hard on yourself with the the multiple 10's.  Just remember the 10 rating of 'one in a lifetime' was up to that point in time.  The subsequent 10's could not have been foreseen until it happened.  Nonetheless, it portrays and exceptional experience which tells us hobbyists a lot about the provider.
P.S. looking forward to your review of Layla.

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1253 reads
posted
11 / 18

The TER gurus repeatedly advise us to stick w/ TER reviewed gals, so why do I always think that I'm finding an undiscovered gem on BP? I've finally learned my lesson on this one, and for all you guys who were thinking of seeing her, you owe me BIG TIME! ;)  For those who want more detail, read on.

I'm writing her a review, so I think that entitles me to do a mini-review here. She's waiting to get 3 TER reviews before they'll post; since my review may not show for awhile I'll give a thorough overview here.

2 bad signs b4 I saw her: asked for more $$ than the ad (didn't demand it, but said it would be appreciated), and when I arrived at the complex she asked me to run to Starbucks while she finished getting ready (I thought that it was me who was supposed to be getting serviced; wouldn't have minded if she asked in advance). Since I was on a tight schedule, this coffee run was eating away at my time :-@.

She's much shorter and thicker than she appears in the pics, although she acknowledged that she wants to lose weight and will do so quickly. Face is pretty, not gorgeous. Always seems to keep her distance - in no rush to get close and touch (yes, I was clean).

Ad offers GFE, and noted that she loves to cuddle & kiss. None of that applies until you're a regular. No kiss, no CBJ or BBBJ. HJ consisted of a few brief strokes of the limp noodle and then she quickly moved on to some pretty good massage; wasn't sure how she expected me to get it up with no kiss, oral, or good HJ. DATY was responsive, and that got me ready. Sex was fine, but I couldn't use the bathroom 5 steps away to dispose of the cover, I had to walk thru the livingroom and past the pitbull to the far side - kinda awkward.

Hopefully I've helped you to dodge a bullet. Happy hobbying!

NewBrew4U 37 Reviews 1618 reads
posted
12 / 18

"She's waiting to get 3 TER reviews before they'll post;"

Does this mean your review will not appear until she has 2 others? If this is so that's not right!

sc400 218 Reviews 1126 reads
posted
13 / 18

TG, I feel bad, and I mean really bad, for you.  Thanks for being the sacrifice on this one.  Normally the fee would be a warning sign but with this economy you never know.
I guess my regular favorite is looking pretty good for this trip.
Thanks again and the next round of drinks on me.

piranhad 23 Reviews 1063 reads
posted
14 / 18

Well, you certainly saved me some cash.  I had been seriously considering her, since all of the Providers I know so well have become unavailable.

I nearly called her last night, but then, I thought I would wait.  I'm glad I did.

I owe you a drink as well.

And I'm hoping they post your review promptly.  In many ways, this sort of review is more important than the glowing ones I usually write, particularly in this struggling economy.  We need to know when we're going to waste our money, even more than we need to know someone is a 10 I think.

Thanks again.

Layla69 1348 reads
posted
15 / 18

This IS Layla. I am so sad at the review. I was told repeatedly and repeatedly, "you are such a 10!! WOW, so beautiful.... You are AMAZING!! This is the BEST experience I've had so far..." ....... Not really fair to get a 'sad review' with such dishonesty. I was very honest from the beginning. And NO he was NOT clean. He was soaked in sweat from the second he moved in. SOAKED & Dripping.. And HAIRY EVERYWHERE. Extremely visually unpleasing. So I did my best under the roughest of circumstances.

And The raise in the donation was because I don't even offer Incall.. If I do it is ONLY For REGULARS and he was told that on the phone. He even asked if he could bring a little more.. (which was strange)..  The Incall Donation is the same. I'm just very saddened that I was told how BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING His experience was only to be unfairly ripped apart...
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But I respect it and will do my best to take Tempeguy69's harsh critisism and make my sessions more enjoyable. I will use it to make future sessions more enjoyable and euphoric.   But all I ask is BE HONEST... you DONT Like to be lied to, please give us the same respect.
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So other posters, I am seeking more reviews. Please look at my ad and give me the opportunity to prove it.

JEFFREY 275 Reviews 1049 reads
posted
16 / 18

You probably did all you could to verify legitimacy up-front, and still got scammed.  Your mistake was probably not quickly exiting after she sent you for coffee, aksed for more $$, AND didn't really look like her pics.  My only other suggestion might've been to ask her, face-to-face, what she considers to be GFE, BEFORE you proceeded.  If you didn't get the answers you wanted at that time, you could've bolted.
And, then there's the pitbull.....ugh!
Thanks for trying.

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1114 reads
posted
17 / 18

That's excellent advice. I tend to be very focused, so once I decided that this girl was gonna be hot, and I decided that I was gonna get some, and I couldn't be dissuaded. But you're right, looking back rationally, you gotta read the signs and don't hesitate to bolt if the product doesn't match the advertising.

SC & Piranhad offered to buy me drinks for my TOFTT efforts, so at least it wasn't a total loss. Thanks guys!

SC - you said you're gonna see your regular gal when you get in town next week. Just curious - can you give us that name, or PM me with that? You seem to have good judgment based on your reviews.

tempeguy69 28 Reviews 1147 reads
posted
18 / 18

Layla:
You're delusional! Your ad promises GFE and kissing, and you don't offer it (and DEFINATELY NEVER TOLD ME IN ADVANCE)! I've never come across a provider that doesn't offer any oral. You have no idea what you're doing - shaking hands from a distance when I arrived is a bad start, lights on max brightness (and you wonder why I was sweating?), phone ringing several times; I didn't even mention those 3 things to the guys in my scathing msg below! You need to learn how to create a positive environment, and make your services match your advertising.

I'm hairy everywhere? I'm totally shaved. WTF are you talking about? Of course, I never said you were a 10 or beautiful. I was totally put off by your cottage cheese thighs, and couldn't believe you could look so different from your pics!

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