This came from a David Letterman show, and as a golfer got a giggle out of it.

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.

 #9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

 #8  It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

 #7  Foursomes are encouraged.

 #6  You can still make money doing it as a senior.

 #5 Three times a day is possible.

 #4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

 #3 f you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.

 #2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex...


#1 When your equipment gets old you can replace it.

you can leave em there...