..when your provider ignores all your pleas to the contrary and continues to give you the most mind numbing, toe curling, awesome blowjob unitl every nerve ending fires at once and you surrender into a whimpering pile of quivering jello ?

1. run off and join the foreign legion
2. look for another provider
3. go back for seconds
4. call her a witch
5. tip her
6. spend countless hours jerking off to the memory
7. other suggestions ?

GO BACK FOR SECONDS

Get her on her back and return the favor while you recover from that overwhelming sensitive feeling...

when a hobbyist gives you the most toe-curling,  mind numbing , extreme sensation that flows through your whole body and makes you scream

1. Turn down all his future appointment requests

2. Send him an email with a naughty picture begging him to schedule another appointment with you.

3.See him outside of the hobby , heck  the toe curling experience is worth loosing some income over

4. Call him a prick

5.  spend countless hours using your magic bullet to the memory

I greeted you at the door in 6" spike heels, wearing pretty much nothing except a santa hat holding a plate with a beautiful slice of my uber healthy banana nut bread, which took me two times of trial and error to get it perfect and you want to call me a witch?

Oh it's game on now jello boy, these words come to my mind the next time you walk through my door......Mistress, Corporal punishment, Tease and Denial and......SPURS!!

Or anything you want me to that results in the scenario you just described!

Ok Krista. You sound like your speaking from experience.  Just how many guys or/and gals have done that to you?

babe I am just being a smart ass lol or witty lol

A lady does not kiss and tell

i'm in some hot water... maybe we should run off and join the foreighn legion together.. bring your magic bullet..

you're milking this for all the sympathy you can get aren't you? You had a mind blowing time as always with an added bonus treat....who's going to feel sorry for you

apparently no one, but it was fun trying and we did get a little humor going on the board

Looking for humor at my holiday kind hearted expense......nice, you might have well just said pull my finger lol

Krista, I know your very witty and I like reading your posts. But I'd love to try and get that information from you. It would be fun and I know you'll like it.  

Posted By: KristaStarr

babe I am just being a smart ass lol or witty lol

A lady does not kiss and tell

A keeper! Work out a regular schedule with her!!