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The Department of Bone Land Security has confirmed that this is a real photograph and that a meeting did take place.  Major Wallet of PV SatCom reports images were received from the high level security satellite OnMyFace1. Analyst would only comment "That it appears to be be 2 busty blonds, a man in an awful shirt and their driver. Pretty  standard stuff for Poon Valley"   Images will be digitally enhanced to look down the ladies tops to confirm their identity

-- Modified on 4/1/2008 6:10:52 AM

PoonValleyEnquirer2156 reads

A cleverly-concealed paparazzo today captured this intimate moment being shared by none other than Paul of Desert Divas and Ms. Mya Mayes at the Camelback Esplanade!  The trusty shutterbug tells us that the lunchtime canoodling actually started out as a foursome, but Scott and Sweet Sarah bolted for the nearby doors of the Ritz Carlton before their picture could be taken.  Just a few minutes later, Paul and Mya were seen headed in the same direction.

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, but not always.

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tikiman1441431 reads

Why must everyone hate on a good business man? Whomever took this picture must be a poor business man or struggling in their own business relations? Why not try and recruit some additional beautiful ladies to make your companies even stronger? Y'all are just jealous that Maya and Sara wouldn't go out to lunch with you without asking for a donation. Remember membership has its privileges.  If any of you got beef then eat a pork chop!

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City Hall1091 reads

The Department of Bone Land Security has confirmed that this is a real photograph and that a meeting did take place.  Major Wallet of PV SatCom reports images were received from the high level security satellite OnMyFace1. Analyst would only comment "That it appears to be be 2 busty blonds, a man in an awful shirt and their driver. Pretty  standard stuff for Poon Valley"   Images will be digitally enhanced to look down the ladies tops to confirm their identity

-- Modified on 4/1/2008 6:10:52 AM

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BackChannelNewsWire1627 reads

4/1/08

Depsite the mainstream media's attempt to portray this snapshot as nothing more than an innocious buisness meeting, BCN has learned that this was, well, an innocious buisness meeting.

But, with much more significance.

Announcing: Mya's Divas and Sweet Confidents.

The two ventures will share equal equity in: Can I Meet Touring.

BCN has yet to learn the total purchase price in the all cash transaction, but did find the investment house involved in the transaction (Poonvalley's Bessel Beasel Jones). The only comment BBJ would make is:

"It was a damn, Damn big envelope"

In a related note, the Federal Reserve has reported that due to this transction there is currently a shortage of "non crap bills" cash in the Poonvally area and has asked that all participants do their part to recycle that big friggen envelope's contents back into the cash economy.

BCN wishes all participants a wonderful April Fools day.

BCN




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abaz2083 reads

That’s Paul, all right, and we can all be 90% sure that is Ms. Mya, but who is the paparazzo?...

Hmm, paparazzi make their living by selling their photos? Who would buy this one? Is it for a family album? What tabloid would be interested and exactly when did the meeting take place?

Sheika Fatima would love to know more.

PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO ALL

Sheika Fatima
[email protected]

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paparazzo_watch1429 reads

that this is the fellow who got the photo:

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paparazzo_watch1590 reads

around the same time having lunch. What in the hell is this world coming to?????

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desertdivas1553 reads

Sheika,


In order to know more, you'd have to risk the paparazzo and actually have lunch with me.  Although I don't know if we'd share a glass of my favorite drink as closely as Miss Mya and I :)



Paul


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abaz2273 reads

Paul, dearest, Sheika Fatima relishes your persistent genteel attentions. But, is it business or pleasure that you seek?

It would be a shame if you were disappointed.

LOVE, PEACE AND PROSPERITY,

Sheika Fatima
[email protected]

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