I haven't laughed so hard in a long time...

"I also push the small thrust from my lower waist to her ass as the sign on how horny myself that I want to fuck her and she also bounced her ass back as her reply."

and

"Even with a lot of lubrication fluid on her pussy, she moved her waist a bit too fast which I started to feel friction between my dick and her pussy and so I had to ask her to stop as to avoid either my dick or her pussy got blister!!!"

From a Tokyo Review

Highly recommend reading some international reviews.  Comedy gold.