Princess Lay-ya has realized her true identity. She has escaped a failed marriage to Hand Solo and his gay friend Luke Streetwalker. There is an urge in her freshly waxed wookie that needs the force... plus she has a car payment do. In her secret base on the planet Twatooni she is met by Darth Ate-her Headi Night and Lord of the Stiff. He shows her his light saber and says "I am your Client" she says "Cool, you can just leave the envelope on R2doYou"
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