Date: June 25, 2007.

From: Back Channel News Wire

Given that the Mayor has been known to hit 'send' prior to re-reading his post; the Modprod for Mayor Committee offers the following clarifications.

1) The Mayor has no current plans of stepping down.
2) The Mayor's sentence:
"Great way to meet the folks in our community, especially the fine ladies.... and dudes there are some fine ones".

Is clarified to:

"Great way to meet the folks in our community, especially the fine ladies.  Dudes, there are some fine ladies to meet".

When contacted by the Roving Reporter to ask for clarification on item #2, the Modprod for Mayor Committee responded. "Fine dudes don't tickle his fancy; but if that is the way somebody swings - then that is fine by him". The Back Channel News Wire would also like to add: It is well known that this community is stocked with clients falling far short of "fine dudes".

Additionally, the inference that the Mayor is stepping down has caused shockwaves within the overall market. The provider pricing index (PPI), as Reported by the Fun & Entertaining Distractions Committee (FED), is seeing both an increase in risk premium and the number of August/September PPI call options. When questioned by the Back Channel News Wire, the FED president, BB Johanson, called this risk premimum "irrational pessisism".

The Roving Reporter, when not skulking in bushes, is also a market analyst of minor note; commented that the uncertainty of not having the Mayor to arbitrate issues between clients and providers introduced a risk premimium into the PPI call options. The risk premium is due to the provider’s concern over the loss of a method for resolving C/P (SeePee) as well as P/P (PeePee) disputes. Such a loss will raise their CPI (Cost of Providing Index).

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[at edit] These events ARE a blast.

-- Modified on 6/25/2007 5:24:56 PM