Phoenix

for goodness' sake
midboss 44 Reviews 1466 reads
posted
1 / 17

Posting this to see if I get a helpful response. I'm going to be passing through Phoenix next week and would love some companionship from the lovely ladies out there. Alas, I have one major handicap, I'm new to the hobby and therefore have no provider references. I know this is probably a long shot but anyone out there willing to give a fair shake (well, actually I'm hoping for more than that lol) to a nice, clean-cut, athletic, 33 year old gent who needs a special someone to soothe his inner horny streak?

I'd prefer a young white or asian provider but I'm flexible - let's just say: "If you're hot, why not?" lol. And I hope you don't mind multiple pops 'cause I'm more than willing to deliver :)

moebius8 1265 reads
posted
2 / 17

too many issues have popped up in the last few months for any newbie to break in easily.

i suppose if you were willing to give up alot of personal info and grease the wheels copiously you might have some luck. i dunno who with however.

good luck to you.

barebear3 38 Reviews 945 reads
posted
5 / 17

If you provide your real name and work number when scheduling the appointment and send in cash half of the donation, and agree that when you arrive you will show your driver's license to the provider, will have the rest of  your donation in a clear plastic bag that you silently leave on a table, remove all of your clothes, have left your cell phone off and allow her to check that you do not have any electronic recording devices hidden in any body cavities, then you might be able to see a provider in Phoenix.

It is probably easier to drive to Sky Harbor Airport, fly to Vegas, and see someone there. Unless you name is Khan the TSA won't do a body cavity search.

moebius8 1480 reads
posted
7 / 17

i wouldnt want to try breaking into the hobby right now locally.

midboss 44 Reviews 892 reads
posted
8 / 17

lol, maybe I deserved that. Sorry, but I'm not LE - more worried about running into one myself. Didn't realize it was this bad in Phoenix right now. Guess I should look in different pastures...

moebius8 817 reads
posted
9 / 17

easily fly to vegas and knock boots with a local rockstar; with the hotel room, a ticket to cirque de soleil, and dinner included.

anabangbang 1201 reads
posted
10 / 17

or there would not be any hobbyists.

c'mon, all of you were newbies at one time.

dont let them discourage you, do a search on ter for the age group you want, find the girls with phone #'s listed and by the 5th phone call, you're going to boogie.

start calling 2-3 days ahead of time just in case you have some trouble.

typical newb mistake -- asking questions.

go to her website, go to her reviews, if you cant find the answers to all your questions, then it's probably not something she cares to answer before meeting you.

anything other than location and availability and you'll be talking to mr tone.

just hi, i'm new to this, hoping i could meet you on blank day during the blank time.....  but i'm new to this..... is there any chance you'll agree to see me ?

then let her take it from there. be honest.

but please dont tell her anything else unless she asks you.

not trying to be bossy but most newbs will spend alot of time getting hung up on and its not because they dont have references.

you either ask wrong questions or give info we didnt ask for and it is either SPOOKY, OFFENSIVE, or ANNOYING

#1 SPOOKY - condom
#1 OFFENSIVE - cleanliness
#1 ANNOYING - - 10 inch stud

regarding #1 ANNOYING (unrelated to original poster)

i told some slimy voice dude no i couldnt handle it, he calls again next night with same bs so i said no i still couldnt handle it duh, and put him on my dns, he's been calling back every night 2-3 times for 2 weeks ??  wtf ??  he's just pushing me to post an stud alert.

if slimy voice 10-in stud is ho-razzin other girls and i'm sooooo sure he is, could you help me post an alert  ?

i'm a lil nervous about the very peculiar side effects of taking too much ho-razzin and might get his # confused with the "i wanna be ur bitch ranch" and accidentally post it on the cl m4m stud section and/or post it 10 times everywhere in some super-bizarro recurring blonde moment of mass confusion.  

thanks so much.

leogab 2 Reviews 820 reads
posted
11 / 17

True - but beggars can't be choosy, now can they?

moebius8 1172 reads
posted
12 / 17

your going to get the same kind of service for less money and with alot less attitude.
plus you get a nice shower and massage added in.

moebius8 1064 reads
posted
13 / 17

ill even add, if you start your search at the end of the month, preferably during the last few days before the first, your success will be pretty well assured.

felicianaz See my TER Reviews 1134 reads
posted
14 / 17

Yes I totally agree w/ miss bang-bang, but if it was me I hang up immediately if guy says ANY  damn thing about MOST ANYTHING that is not: 'when are you available, lets set it for then, do you have a driver, will you wear this or that' . I know I am a touch paranoid, but oh well.
I dont screen the guys work # or call his work, but I might check his i.d. , it really depends on how he is acting, and if EVER implies ANYTHING AT ALL , its over!

misskellykay See my TER Reviews 907 reads
posted
15 / 17

visit my website misskellykay.com and give me a call if you like what you see

Anna - great advice!


kisses,
K

tt85003 121 Reviews 758 reads
posted
16 / 17

Why do you have to bring his name into this? He has nothing to do with this hobby. Let him rest in peace.

misskellykay See my TER Reviews 976 reads
posted
17 / 17

He is in everything I do.

My apologies if you found my choice of words offensive.  Perhaps I ought to have expressed myself in a more ladylike manner :-)

xoxo,

K


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