Earlier tonight Mayor Modprod presided over the goings on at Club Jeffe's 50th Birthday party....A proclamation was issued and Ms. Mya Mayes presented Jeffe with a Kiss to the City...
Thats right Your Roving Reporter was afoot and brings you this late night report and is it a dusy...(d-u-s-e-e-).....
First, moretomenow created that new Sweedish Sex sensation known as nasal with Divas new girl Christy......Christy did not know whether to Sneeze or Snort.....moretomenow was seen trying to get her to understand this new position....
As the evening progressed Club Jeffe was seen in the pool with a stunning unclad girl who this reporter identified as Michelle Lee late of Platinum Encounters.......The king of the Bedroom Airways certainly was taking this Bday seriously and the race in the pool was on...sorry did not "stick" around to see which one won....."maybe both did"
Mr Divas and Mr. AzCon arrived with their bevy of beauties and shortly after Mr Mystique showed up ...asked where his bevy was he replied....had to keep them awary from Jeffery who was locked behind closed doors with Ms. Heaven Heavenly...
Now as the party began to heat up Mama Rose walked in only to straighten everyone out on the proper way to conduct a Bday Bash which at that point the Mayor cried...."I've lost all control over this gathering"....
Teach4U brought out his chalk and begin to enlighten the remaining participants on the highlight of moretomenows new position of Nasal...diagrams were provided for those slow learners....
A moment later Asian Amy of GeishaUSA was seen dragging Thor to the back of the place kicking and screaming will maybe he was walking.....and from their all we heard was moans and screams...Thor was on his game this night....
Rounding out the festivities were Gasdoc who is now known as Dr. Feelgood and his band which were soon seen heading to the pool house with some of the Divas harem in tow.....
AzCon's newest porn girl Dylan gave lessons on what PSE really means to the good Dr. and his crew....Strange cries emulated from the Pool House...This reporter kept his distance....
As the evening wore on Captain Dick was summoned by the Good Mayor to eject Jeffrey from the room and release Heather Heavenly from her confines...
Counting down the time Sweet Sarah arrived and quickly brought order and sense of purpose to the whole gathering.....
From this reporters vantage in the bushes surrounding the party location it would appear all "HAD" a stellar time....
Club Jeffe, the guest of honor was shuttled off to his evening of bliss and to revel in his night of joy......
...at the party doesn't necessarily stay at the party, huh? I didn't know there was a reporter present....OOOPS! And, as far as my introductory meeting with the lovely Heather, I can only describe it as...... Heavenly! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFFE!
we had taken sufficient steps to hide this from you RR.
But, we do hope that the poison oak we seeded the shrubs with is working out just fine for you! It's gotta be a tough job... sneaking around in the bushes.... knowing you can't join in on the reindeer games.
So, ladies. If you have an appt. in the next few weeks with a guy who is 26-30 or 31-35 yrs old and he has a really bad rash all over..... then
That's no hobbiest - that is the Roving Reporter!
(My apologies to dorpdom for the poor joke imitation)
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