...absolutely killing me!  Can you come over and help me solve it?  I'm going nuts here!"
  Boyfriend says, "Sure thing, honey! What's this picture supposed to be?"
  Blonde says, "It's a tiger puzzle.  The picture's right here on the box."
  Boyfriend goes over to the blonde's house.  There she is, sitting at a card table, frowning and working away.  
  Boyfriend takes a look, rolls his eyes.  "Sweetheart," he says, "you are NEVER going to get a picture of a tiger out of that!"
  Blonde looks at him, big, blue eyes wide.  "I'm NOT?" she says, her lips pouting.
  "I'm afraid not," he says.  "Now, come on, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box...."

lol...The best part of being Swedish, blond and blue eyed is that you can get away with almost anything

And there will be no excuses, he says.

"Everybody has to be here for the quiz. I don't care if you have the flu, were in a car accident, or there's a death in the family. No excuse is accepted."

A wise guy in the back of the classroom pipes up:

"What if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?"

The professor replies, "Well, then I guess you'll have to take the test with your other hand."