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Queen of Hearts 6634 reads
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Do the craziest things, I mean things simply beyond obsecene?

They call you up in the wee morning hours.

They get you out of bed make you rush to take a shower,
after that surely you will have more power...

To make the trek half way cross town,
in hopes of changing into a cute lil evening gown...

Now you are pulling up in their drive,
you already called to confirm the "bribe"...

You hop out your car as fresh as a daisy,

Just to find out this guy is an asshole, crazy, or lazy

Now he won't answer his phone, now he won't open the door, now you are pissed of so you honk on the horn.

You don't give a damn if his neighbors know,
he called over a hot ass chick to blow blow blow!!!



He calls you, you come over it is as simple as that.

He pays you, he lays you... a fact is a fact.

So why would he call you if he didn't know that?

Why couldn't he just follow the rules,
he's a rat.

Why won't he answer the phone or the door?

Is he ashamed, ugly, or a bore?

Well I was horny as fuck as I made that drive,
and he just missed out on the best fucking lay of his life.

Dedicated to all the morons, assholes, peeping toms, bug a boos, jingle an jacks, and the rude disrespectful jerks who occasionally participate in the industry.

AzGuy696574 reads

Any hot ass chicks who are horny as fuck and find themselves in N. Scottsdale should be sure to have my number with them!!  I answer my phone.

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lolif8813 reads

not all guys are like that, at least i know i am not. why dont you post a link to your web site or post contact info and let me prove it to you. :-)

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cgsmks6696 reads

I absolutely love the verse!  I would love to meet you!  Someone who can write like that must be very, very special!

Sorry the outpouring was due to a real dick, but it is very, very good!

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Queen of Hearts8112 reads

LOL you all are not going to belive it...

a Lady in your pressence.

Could you not feel my essence before?

I have been here the whole time, though I just recently started spouting rhymes.

It is funny I must say it is true I suddenly felt better, like I was starting anew.

I laughed and giggled when I posted, I thought for sure some would toast it.

Then again I was worried I might cause a backlash and a herd of no gooders would be after my ass.

So to all those gents who care to know I am truly an Angel and I truly glow.

I radiate with delight the thougts of those who will join me tonight.

For those of you who adore a clue, figure it out, this rhyme was for you... LOL

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lenstermania29468 reads

Is it Arizona angel,
in front of us this prose she does dangle?
Or could it be I'm all wrong,
but at least we do know they look good in a thong!
Taking there time to grab our attention,
and maybe some day grab our extension.
send me a line if I am right,
if not have a good night!

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TiffPhxBBW10030 reads

In A Long time!

I just arrived home from Prescott and I loved this Poem!

I think I figured out who wrote it too...

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Queen of Hearts7163 reads

For all those who can figure out my rhymes, I must say it is about time...

And all of you I will show a good time.

In fact to make this into something much more, if you can figure it out you will get $50 off at the door.

Come see me soon, let us celebrate in my lil ole room.

I will make it an exquisite event I will wine, and you can dine.

Maybe we can even try some Greek, you all know I am a freak...

I think I may be having too much fun, so now I am think that this one is done...

I will leave all of you with one thought on your mind, look at the previous rhyme and the answer should come to you in time.

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cgsmks8127 reads

A Lady, an Angel
a rhyming one too,
always among us,
who only knew?

She laughed, she giggled,
I did just the same,
if only I could
figure out her name.

Is she truly an Angel,
Does she truly glow?
If I should met her,
my mind would she blow?

A clue she left,
"figure it out",
my poor brain is unable,
the blood drawn out!

Reviews to read,
photos to scan,
the blood from my brain,
to another site ran!

Hoping and hoping she'll
click by my name,
the envelope icon
and leave me her name!

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redbbw0077815 reads

I have had the pleasure of relieving it's stress,
Soft and supple, thick and sweet...time spent with this queen is certainly a treat.
Smart as a whip,
With a devilish grin,
This delightful beauty has a penchant for sin,
Her halo may shine, her crown a bit askew,
Oh the pleasures this celestial woman has in store for you!
So make your guesses, and take you time,
a moment with her will definitly bring out your poetic side.
Queen of hearts, it is always a pleasure to see, the smile on your face after you've spent an hour with me.
~M~xoxoxo

-- Modified on 8/1/2004 8:15:32 PM

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rsman7018 reads

No reviews for Queen of Hearts. Please excuse my ignorance for I do not know who you are. I love this woman of passion!

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Queen of Hearts7380 reads

I see, I see and I shake my head with glee.

Indeed it is me!!!

Arizona Angel... belive me this is not a fable!!

I am glad you like me in a thong,

I am glad you were not all wrong.

I hope you liked to play along

I hope to see you "stiff" or "long"?

In the room on the bed,

Why didn't anyone mention how good I give HEAD?

$50 cheaper at the door

the incall is somewhere off the street of 24

and camelback

ps oh and Why didn't someone mention my rack?

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lenstermania27640 reads

well was I the first?

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Arizona Angel7501 reads

But Heck it doesn't matter anymore

You see I will run this special all week long

let us see how many of you catch me in my thong

or maybe without?

Did that last line really leave you with any doubt?

$50 cheaper at the door,

to everyone who knows and no one more.

Maybe just one condition on my time,

PLEASE NO MORE SPEAKING IN RHYME!!!

I fear I have started something I cannot stop

this thing is contagious, not a little... a lot.



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