The next meeting, what will it be like?  Boring as usual or will something totally unexpected happen.  Perhaps a surprise, a new client added for diversity sake?  A client that sells sexual aids, aka sex toys?  Now that would be interesting.

Imagine discussing curves and sizes, circumferences and lengths, thicknesses and hardnesses.  Imagine writing copy describing viscosity of lubricants and the tensile strength of edible panties.  Imagine creating logos for a line of dildoes.

Instead of innuendo about juicy porkchops, there would be directness about masturbation devices, from vibrators with all kinds of protuberances for women to vibrating cock socks for guys, shaped to look like a specific porn star's pussy.

Don't forget the logos and copy and art that would be needed to entice people to buy dolls, blow up and otherwise.  "Here she is, Blowjob Betty, with the softest, reddest mouth on the market.  Her lips are patterned after Belladonna's, the finest cock sucker in the adult movie business."  Or, "Buy Jackhammer Johnny, equipped with a 12-inch cock, curved the same as Peter North's, and with a vibrating, self-lubricating tongue, guaranteed to get you off within three minutes or your money back!"

And the machines, can't forget the machines, the Sybian leading the pack.  "Ride like you have a cowboy on your ass!  The Sybian cums with 13 swappable synthetic cocks, ranging in size from 'Hey there, little fella' to 'Oh My God, that thing is huge.'"

The swings, the harnesses, the bondage equipment could not be ignored.  "Never move while your lover swings in harmonic motion, sliding on and off your cock, all due to a gentle push of our swing.  Combine with our Super Slippery Glide lubricant to ensure a frictionless erotic time."

Ahh, now that meeting, and that client and project, would be interesting, maybe even fun.  And imagine the mandatory trip to a retail location to take pictures of, and maybe even test, the merchandise!

-- Modified on 5/9/2006 3:21:52 PM