Wanted to share this because it is so true!!!


MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and Collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally Promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no Responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, everyone loves you, cuddles you, takes care of your every want and need and then..........

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-    like Conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............

You finish off as an orgasm.