I find it funny when a guy feels the need you tell you Big he is . Does he really think this works in his favor? I recently had a call and he had to let me know he was 11inches I told him goodbye. Most gentlemen would never say that over the phone .It is more about who you are than how big or small. A great lover covers all bases.My favorite lovers have been men of all sizes Large or small I loved them all. On a different note I want to thank Mya and Mona for a wonderful evening out on the town it was a great birthday and all my civilian girlfriends loved your energy, spirit and beauty....
i don't consider myself to be a great lover,but i do my best to cover the bases...and if we clique,always cross the plate!..on both sides,its not what you got(can't change it anyway)its how you use it...off topic,happy birthday victoria
A man takes his son to a famous surgeon because all the men in his family are extremely well endowed except his son. He wants to have it fixed so his son is not shunned for his small size. The surgeon ponders and suggests a transplant. The problem is trying to find donors who are willing to give up some of their penis. The father suggests he has enough he could spare a few inches as does his brother and father. The surgeon performs a successful transplant building a large member for the son using the donated parts from the men in the family. 20 years latter the surgeon is walking down the street and is confronted by a young man... "Are you the surgeon who performed a 3 donor penis transplant 20 years ago?" The surgeon beams "Yes I am. It was the only operation of its kind and a total success!" The young man punches him the nose and walks away saying.... "THAT is for putting grandpa's piece in the middle"
You know it's funny because I saw a lot of reviews that guys feel the need to comment on their large girth. Maybe it's my age- but my size is what it is- is there larger- yes, smaller - yes- but I work with what I got and I don't worry about trying to change something I can not. When I have sex with my SO- it also comes from my heart and soul, not just my penis.
My theory in life - there will always be someone who has more money, is better looking them me, has more toys, has a better looking SO, has a nicer body, has a bigger home and a larger penis. But I don't live my life comparing myself to my neighbors. Oh well- I am not perfect- but I do think a pretty decent person who it not worried about what everyone else has. Happiness and life to me is more about what is in the inside then the outside.
Just like women-they don’t have to have huge boobs or small hip size to be great lovers.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can`t be found. So he drives the farmer`s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to His friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my dick and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don`t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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