I am a very discerning man.  I have dabbled with providers in the market for about 5 years but I am extremely picky about my choices.  I never post reviews of any of the providers that I have seen.  However, I am often shocked when reading the "Grade Inflation" that goes on by most of the posters.  When giving a provider a 9-10 for looks, she must be flawless or nearly flawless.  That means, young, tight, gorgeous eyes, face, body, hair, features, pussy, ass, tits, smell, taste and in every other imaginable way.  If she smells of smoke or is overly and cheaply perfumed, that is a major deduction.  If she has extra fat or wrinkles emerging, those are major deductions.  If her tits are amorphous, that is a 3 point deduction.  If she looks cheap with too much makeup or ratty garments, then she cannot be ranked highly.

If I see other guys rank a girl in the Phoenix market a 7-8 that means that she is a 6 at best.  The only way that I am remotely interested in a lady is if she is ranked consistently 9-10 and I can see multiple photos(often misleading)of her from every angle.

Well on Wednesday, I met the single most beautiful girl in this market.  She was gorgeous in every conceivable way.  She was perfect with no discernible flaw.  The moment that I saw her, I was enraged with a passion for her absolute beauty.  Even with her profession of choice, it makes me because I have the means, want to "steal her away" and make her life immeasurably easier and better.  I have been with other attractive women before but I simply must confess, that she was the single most beautiful woman that I have ever had the pleasure to touch, taste, feel and fuck.

I am sure when others experience her unquestioned perfection, her secret will be out.  I will not willingly share her or send others her way.  If I met her in another circumstance, I would want to make her mine.  I would want to give her the finest things and experiences in life and I would want her to sit on my face on a daily basis.

talk about a useless self serving ego stroking post...

1st what makes your "10" so much better than anyone elses...beauty is truely in the eye of the beholder. That being said no one is truely perfect, if fact its often the "little" flaws that make someone unique and particularly appealing. Further, what difference does it make "how" you met someone..."if you met her in another circumstance"....does that mean since she's a pro she's somehow "less" appealing. Lastly since you dont bother to post or provide anything back...why bother us now and why would we care what you think?

Your post kinda reminds me of the story of the guy who goes into the butcher shop to buy a chicken. He asks the butcher to hand over one of the chickens from behind the counter that are for sale. He first lifts one wing and sniffs underneath. He then lifts the other wing and sniffs again. He turns the chicken upside down, grabs one leg in each hand, spreads the chicken's legs and sniffs that area as well. The butcher, who has been watching in amazement, looks the gentleman squarely in the eye and askes, "Hey mister, could you pass that test?"

So can you?  Beauty will forever be in the eye of the beholder!

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i don't know were to start with this.....i'm so pissed[and i don't get pissed often]..obviously,with you,its all about the looks..in some ways i know were your coming from,as we are all different,but your point system... is well... FRIGAN POINTLESS!!!mainly becuase you don't post reviews!!if none of us did,were would you be..granted some are a little overblown at time,but the truth is beauty is in the eyes of the beholder..some [or most]look for inner beauty as well..i am glad you found your 10 in phoenix..but to put down the phoenix guys for there reviews[at least they do them!!] is just bullshit..the phoenix community is just great...GFYS. RABBIT

Very pleased for you!! If you are not going to let us know who this perfect lady is, what's your point?

So was there a wet spot in your bed after this dream! LOL

Glad to hear about your picky selection of providers and how you hold a higher standard than everyone else.  We all applaud your arrogance and your selfishness to not disclose your most recent meeting with this wonderful lady.  I have no doubt that she is everything that you say she is beautiful.

I am sure you have garnered the comments, experiences and postings of others to help get what you want to see that "right" provider that we all want to meet frankly.  I am sure there are providers who would like the reviewers to know if what services they provide match what people are looking for.  

In short, reconsider posting who that provider was as well as others.  Not only should the bad posts be listed but the good ones as well.  I can assure you that she is probably wanting to see more clients and would welcome the opportunity to do.

I must agree completely because I think we have similar tastes and resources.  Of the PHX ladies, I have had one who is an unquestionable (my taste)10 in beauty, British Brook. Inconsistent in performance, but outrageously gorgeous, not a mark anywhere, firm, proportioned, natural, with an experience level and talent (when she's in the mood) unsurpassed.  Plus 30 in age.  The other is Mya.  Again, not a mark, slim, tight, eyes to swim in, perfect physical proportions (enhanced, not to the point of being unnatural) and a true sex kitten.  A few talents that are renowned here in the Valley.  Again, 30+ but that adds to the maturity, intelligence, ambition, and the absense of gamesmanship.

Hope yours was as superb as these two.  

amen muffyman

i believe that you and i are seeing the same woman. i have never reviewed any of the other girls on this site and i am very picky as well with the same standards and selection process as you. you and i have alot in common sir. with that said. the girl you are referring to is mexican and she has two tatoos. one on her mid back and one on the back of her neck. she has no reviews from arizona but is well reviewed in the "other city" in which she used to work. i have seen her twice now and she always gets a room at a very nice hotel as you know. oh yeah one more thing.......she is charging me $350 for the hour. so tell me am i right? are we seeing the same girl?

Of,course, if u keep picking the same chicken, then u know it's amazing,ok,

Thank you...

So what's the point to your post if you're not going to tell anyone her name?

If you are enthralled with someone new, that's wonderful--go see her daily or make her your paid mistress. Don't post to a public forum of hobbyists if you don't intend to give her name.

Or, is this a clever advertising ploy placed by the girl's boyfriend (or agency owner), who will "reluctantly" give us her name when everyone begs for it?

Or, besides being extremely superficial--did anyone else notice the poster said nothing about the girl's personality, warmth or attitude--is this poster simply insecure and felt he had to brag about his financial status and how he's f**ked the most beautiful girl in town?

Shills need to remember their antics can backfire on them (making the lady look bad). If he's simply insecure, then maybe he can go spend his fortune on a Ferrari, drive it around Scottsdale, and feel better about himself.

I am not a shill.  The point of my post was that I needed to express the feeling that came over me after having a taste of this beauty.  I certainly could not share the experience with my girlfriend or business associates.  The proof of my not being phony is that I will not release this ladies information as some kind of deceitful publicity ploy.

Regarding the personality, warmth and attitude of this provider they all scored highly.  For me however, looks and body of the provider trump all else.  Would you prefer a friendly "7" or a mute "10".  I would take the 10 every day of the week and twice on Sunday.  

I did not brag about my financial status, rather I stated fact.  One of the points of my original message was to discuss the "Grade Inflation" of many of the providers in town.  While I saw Chrissy at Mystique and she was accurately scored a 9, Robyn at Mystique was more like a 7 than a 9. Chrissy was fresh, with absolute beauty and a flawless body    While Kara Monroe is probably an 8 from my experience, Debbie is at most a 7.

If you needed to share this experience with someone, why us since we certainly can't keep up with someone as important as you.  As far as your ratings of the other girls on your list, what makes you think we care what your opinion is anyway.  My suggestion would be to write a review of her for yourself,since you are the only one who cares.

But the jackass test he passes with flying colors

i totally agree with you. i have seen robyn too and she wasn't as good as her reviews led me to believe. i live in tucson and decided to give jacqui a try and got nothin but the run around from this agency. i called a week in advance to make an app't to see her. i also told the agency that i was a repeat customer. i told the agency that i would be driving up from tucson and would like the 1st appointment of the day. the reason for this is because the agency is working these girls to death. i knew this from seeing robyn. when i saw robyn after our hour was done she was like well its time for you to go my next appointment will be here in 15 minutes. boy was i glad i wasn't this guy as he was gonna get sloppy seconds from me. anyway, since the last time i had seen robyn they have a new incall place and it is most difficult to find. they make it even harder by not giving you directions and telling you to call them 5 minutes before your appt time at a certain intersection of streets near the incall location. so when you call they give you horrible directions to the apt. complex that is very confusing and hard to find building #'s and room #'s as a result of multiple levels and this fucking nightmare multi-level parking garage that they have you park in. while i am on my cell phone talking to the phone operator for the agency telling her that i am having troubles finding the apt, she is pressuring me with this bullshit of you better hurry up and find it because her next appointment is at 11:00 and you only get 1 hour with her. so like my appointment was scheduled for 10:00 am and it is now 10:15 am and i have finally found the door to the apartment and i said no fucking way am i gonna give this fuckin girl or this agency my $350 for 45 minutes of hurried sex with some chick who only can think about the fact that her next appt is in 45 minutes and there will be 10 more guys that day that are gonna fuck her raw. i left pissed off to the max. this type of way of doin business is a total rip-off in my opinion. just because the girl is hot does not make me wanna fuck her if she works for an agency because 10 other guys have gotten to her the day before and i am bein slammed for time by some agency that only cares about $$$. i will be sticking with independent providers from now on. fuck you azmystique. you got off light from me because i should post a review about you assholes.

What in the world is this guy thinking? He is missing so much by being so shallow. I actually feel sorry for him because he misses the target by a mile!!!