Four legged pussy never asks for gold or diamond jewelry; two legged pussy often makes such requests.

Four legged pussy never gets upset if you give them a can of flaked tuna for dinner while you have a sirloin steak; two legged pussy expects to be taken out to a nice meal.

Four legged pussy will lie on your bed and sleep while you watch porn and jerk off; two-legged pussy will tell you that they have a headache, that they want to sleep, and will tell you to watch porn and jerk off - the difference is that that you haven't bought gold or diamond jewelry for four legged pussy or taken them out to a nice meal.