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Cliff Notes 2735 reads
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Interesting times in our little slice of heaven....

Wow, so many things happening and Cliff has been a little detained the last few weeks. For the record, I am innocent. She had ID that said she was 21 and geez did she look 21 and I met her in a bar! How the heck was poor cliff to know she was only 17. I am innocent! (but, look for the review when the court records are unsealed :-).

So, we have had a game of Peek-a-boo post. In some circles, this is also known as the TER Triangle. Posts pop-up and then go away – POOF!. Dingus must have felt he was at one of those arcade games, you know, where you are trying to hit a gopher over the head with a mallet?

Then it seemed we had people upset, for what Cliff hasn't figured out, about folks trying to get this rumor out in the open. People, somebody broke the most cardinal rule of our little thing - never, Never, NEVER reveal the identity of a person. I mean, come on! When you are entrusted with details of persons life no matter what happens – you can never reveal that stuff! If the person  is ever found, I hope our community excises that cancer.

I won't even mention how happy I am that the little (ok, not little) "debate" has ended. Civility is a sign of upbringing and character.

Cheat Sheet for the week:

Ciara seems to be having a wonderful response to her incall. I've called, but she didn't answer (note to self: learn to block caller id! :-)

Jasmine - where you been girl? Glad to see you back.

Thor – sounds like you had a good birthday. Mya is one of the best. And Mona Lisa is definitely a rising star. Were they ala carte or together?

I see Peyton is in town. What’s that number again? Cliff doesn’t know if he has energy to visit Peyton again.

Dingus is asking about customer service. As I thought would happen, lots of “joyous everything is peachy” posts. Well, ole' Cliff here has a beef or two with Dingus. This cat always responds to Cliff’s PMs – but never, Never with the answer that Cliff would prefer! What’s up with that Dingus?.

Looks like we have some new ladies showing up or at least re-appearing. Cliff is excited (ok, calm down folks and stop snickering) to present:

Memories with Michelle. Welcome Michelle, I look forward to meeting you.

Renee (with Mystiques), welcome to our little slice of heaven. You sound amazing.

Be safe out there my friends,

Cliff Notes

Memories with Michelle1852 reads

Thank you, I look foward to meeting you too:)

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JDRocks2767 reads

Spare me the weekly summary Cliff. We are quite capable of reading ALL of the posts and can interpret them appropriately. Don't really need them spoon fed back for a second time and in a selective fashion or with ones own subjective spin or twist added. Waste of board space and time in my opinion. Want to add your comments and thoughts to important and relevant issues on the board - then go for it - and I am sure your comments would be appreciated. A little presumtious, don't you think, that anyone would need your summarization of the weekly information sharing? Don't really need Mommy or Daddy reading a book to me that I have heard before. It puts me to sleep.

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and given the positive responses he's gotten, it would appear that he's not the presumptuous one.  Give your finger a break, and don't click on his posts.  Maybe the rest will put you in a better mood!

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Cliff Notes3170 reads

I get no driving pleasure in writing these, but if the board feels they would prefer they not be written, so be it.

So, board - what say ye?

JD - was this not your post a little while ago?

-- Modified on 5/3/2006 5:09:50 PM

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madiphx3712 reads

I don't really see the point in a recap of what's been written the past week.  I'm not complaining, though.  Maybe some people prefer a nice summary.  I'm just not one of your readers, Cliff.

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Cliff Notes2354 reads

But, these posts were not intended to be a simple recap; there was a (obviously failed) attempt at humor involved.

-- Modified on 5/3/2006 5:19:13 PM

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piranhad1635 reads

Frankly, I think your summaries are both amusing AND worthwhile.  Not everyone has time to read everything on the board, and even when we do, it's fun to hear it recapped in an amusing fashion.  It's not unlike "Weekend Update," which, when Chevy Chase used to do it, I thought was the best part of SNL.  Keep posting, Cliff.

Fred

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Mr.Info1905 reads

for your mindless dribble.  Watching your posts is like watching a fire on tv.  I for one will not waste my time following your mindless, rants.

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2194 reads

and you just wasted twice as much of your time telling us how you won't waste your time reading Cliffnotes.

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Dorpdom2564 reads

Keep it up Cliff, I enjoy the  weekly commentary.
Maybe start with "I'm Cliff Notes and you're not"
As far as the other comments...
If we didn't have mindless dribble we would have no dribble at all!

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DetanieffaCrevO1715 reads

that doesn't require a prescription to cure.

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blue_iceman0013747 reads

"dribble" should be banned from this board any longer.  Its been way overused....someone come up with else...like slobber.

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DetanieffaCrevO2507 reads

we'll use DRIVEL!

Related Link: Look It Up!

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Obsessive Compulsive Man2078 reads

Get a life.

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DetanieffaCrevO2130 reads

it really isn't bullshit, either.  Use another word.

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit

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Cliff Notes3143 reads

I put this to a board vote to get honest opinions.

Not to open myself up to BS aliased attacks from chicken shits. It appears to ole' Cliff that some are deriving their pleasure from pathetic attempts at hurting others. Those folks are leading very sad lives, and should really take a long look at themselves. A simple "stop posting" would have registered a nay vote, but they seem to think there is blood in the water and are in a feeding frenzy. So, for the record - I don't give a rats ass about aliased attack BS.

Yes, I am posting from behind an alias and yes I critique our community as a whole - but never individuals and never to harm others.

JDRocks - kudo's to you for at least stating your thoughts using your real TER handle.

MJ - same to you. Your intelligence and love of reading continue to show.

Fred, thanks for the comments.

Dorpdom and "poster without a name" - thanks as well (but I'm not counting aliased posts :-)

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Cliff Notes1973 reads

A common description of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.

So, what was it about my post you responded to that you didn't understand?

I do not give a rats ass about aliased posts, they are not being counted. Even when everybody knows who the aliases belong to.

Now, if you wish to come out of the shadows and hold your opinion up to the brutal light of informed discussion; then I, among others, will be there to defend your right to post your thoughts (and defend you against posters attacking YOU and not your thoughts). Of course, not because this is YOU - but simply as a matter of principle. But, until you show enough courage and integrity to do so, you are just another basement dwelling troll hiding in the shadows...

Do you feel an urge to keep uttering the word "Prescious" over and over?

Will the glaring light make you melt?

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Mr.Info1825 reads

Go crawl back under that rock of yours and keep your mindless rants to yourself.

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Cliff Notes4334 reads

Hi, I am Cliff Notes and you aren't. :-)

By my count of non aliased posts:

4 aye's
1 nay,
1 live and let live (I'll call that one a libertarian, actually a very HOT libertarian :-)

if we add in aliased posts

7 aye's
3 nay's
a libertarian and a spelling instructor :-)

Along the way we've had a debate over the words dribble and drivel. We've used the phrases verbal masturbation and a variant of OCD.

So, I'll continue the compulsive (actually, it's more of a lack of impulse control) drivel posting and try to not allow my verbal masturbation to dribble all over my chin(s).

If these posts bother you, because you think they are intentionally leaving notable events/people out - then feel free to flag those posts along the way. I'll try and find a way to work them in. These posts are intended to be humerous, highliting notable events and present a (OK, my) macro view of what is going on in the hobby. They are certainly not intended to be divisive.

Thank you all, (even you Miss Info :-).

Cliff Notes


-- Modified on 5/5/2006 8:34:22 AM

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blue_iceman0011544 reads

no debate over the word dribble.  Your posts don't bother me however am not entertained by them either but does seem like a waste of board space.  
AzHacker & TC going at it ->entertainment
Weekly updates by Cliff Notes -> zzzzzzzzzzzz

Using my non alias by the way in which you gave Mr. Info shit for using an alias but what is Cliff Notes? 1 of your how many Alias's?

-- Modified on 5/7/2006 7:49:44 PM

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