Idle minds are a terrible thing to waste!


He's a man who lives a life of danger.
Most every girl he meets he is a stranger
With every call he makes, another chance he takes
Odds are he could be busted tomorrow

Secret Hobby man, Secret Hobby man
You're dialing up a number, never giving up your name

Too good to be true ads that you'll find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Be careful who you see, or it might hurt to pee
Odds are you could be busted tomorrow

Secret Hobby man, Secret hobby man
You're dialing up a number, never giving up your name

Swinging in Peoria, one day
On a wild goose chase, the next day
You could have gotten it up, especially for a D cup
Odds are you could be busted tomorrow

Secret Hobby man, Secret Hobby man
You're dialing up a number, oops I gave up my name

Anyone else with too much time on their hands care to add a verse?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXhr7PWS53A&feature=related

Bob is paying tribute to his favorite blow up doll, is there one in your collection named after me? lol

How come I didn't see this until now!? OMG! Bob, you are now my all time favorite! lol & you have my FULL attention, among many other things.


Deck your balls with lips of Holly, it is the season to be jolly! Fa la la la la, la la la la....


Just wait until I have more time on my hands to give this the proper attention it deserves. LOL

Fill in the blanks!

Let your creativity shine.

Deck your balls with lips of Holly,  
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to make you jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


I'll make sure you know I'm naughty,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
You'll forget my name is Holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
____________________,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.