Madame, if I could toot my own horn I wouldn't have to outsource for that service! But DATY...

I've been complimented on my prowess and have caused more than a few female seismic tremblers complete with aftershocks.
But, unfortunately, I'm currently being held captive in a pit in a rich lady's house. She only lets me out for her bi hourly tongue baths. I've been shouting for help...Eth O Eth!!! but no one can hear me.

See ya when I get out.

'Relaxth, it'th juth thexth!'

Best in the Western Hemispere

The last lady I saw told me that I didn't need any direction at all....

And several of my AZ friends can confirm my talents....

I'm a bit further east though, but I will be in San Diego in July....

RocketMan