for both hobbyists and providers point of view. Who or What was the best "cover story" while on a date, overniter or longer vacation. Also if you wanna chime into the "worst cover story"
My best was a few NASCAR events ago at PIR , while watching the friday nite truck race, some Tucson coworkers ran into "Kristen" and I. She told them she was a single mom student and we met when I changed her flat tire in the MCC parking lot and exchanged phone numbers.
    The worst cover story wasn't good. I was in Las Vegas with one of our city's best reviewed and When asked at a dinner show, her reply was "we arent together, I only came cus he paid for the ticket"   The rest of the long weekend followed down that road!

Well, while driving to LA on a road trip with one of my favorite clients I decided to give him a wee bit of Road Head..As the climax got closer his foot got heavier and the car went faster and faster all the while I was head bobbing like crazy.

We were on the other side of Blythe when he shouted "oh shit"  As I knew he was about there I continued and sure enough "BAM"   As I came up he said there is a cop behind me..He is freakin out..I help him zip up and he begins to pull over..

The cop comes over to the car and says, It's 30 mins to the end of my shift..I've heard every story in the world about why you were speeding...If you can tell me a story I haven't heard I'll let you off with a warning..My client thought for a bit and then said.....(drum roll please)

Well a couple years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper...I was speeding because I thought you were bringing her back...

The cop said to my client....."Have a nice day sir and please stay zipped up"

Now that is Friggin Awesome!!!!!