Madison alcohol is not what you need, stop crying over a penis for christ sake. it's basically a hot dog on a stick, If he was fancy then a corn dog. Either way you can get another one at sonic, hell you can even go home with a foot long quarter pound coney.
Madison alcohol is not what you need, stop crying over a penis for christ sake. it's basically a hot dog on a stick, If he was fancy then a corn dog. Either way you can get another one at sonic, hell you can even go home with a foot long quarter pound coney.
Ooof, a raffle amongst Phoenix hobbyists. I would cast that net out wider to include all hobbyists in the US. Could you imagine if that ticket holder was Jeffrey or worse........balljointnut.
Her cocktail of choice would be a Vodka Cyanide spritzer with a splash of grenadine chased with a side of rope lol
I think I like the bachelorette idea as it means I get to sample all the goods for weeks and they can't complain that they have to share their date night with other fellas!
Anyone who knows me knows I a, not a big drinker. I just needed to get out of the house.
Had a solitary beer and some late night nibbles with a girlfriend and was in bed just after midnight.
I'm not crying over his penis - though it was a rather good one - I was crying over losing someone I genuinely love. But I deserve someone who chooses me and can return the love I give. It always sucks when you discover something you believed in wasn't what you thought it was.
Ever bit into a chocolate thinking it was yummy caramel inside and then discovered that you had the box top upside down when you were reading it....and you actually picked the one that has that weird white gooey shit inside? Well that's how this feels!! 😜
A penis could be big or small part of the relationship. It's always nice to have a good one and I'm sure whoever this guy was must of lighted up her life. It's always nice to have that special someone to do things with and go places. If I remember correctly she likes older guys maybe I should put in for the job. I wonder if she can dance any. LOL
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