In just a few more hours, I will be in the hand of my dearest, most reliable, most afforable, sweet partner.  My partner knows exactly how I like it, and never fails to satisfy.  Of course, sometimes, we are slow and soft together, and sometimes it gets a little rough and kinky.  I can hardly wait!  What's best, my partner will leave me about $300 richer than the rest of you, having cost me about $0.25 (pro-rating the cost of a couple pumps of Liquid Silk lube), and it is 100% safe (with the possible exception of carpal tunnel syndrome...or my wife waking up!)  A review is coming...really!